GotZoom
Senior Member
mrsx said:All right! All right! Stop it! I cant stand it any more. Ill confess. But you have to understand: I was desperate. I mean, gop_jeff had shredded my lib worldview, I had ignored the helpful advice of kathianne and mrP, rtwngAvenger had foiled my every attempt to convert everyone to Wahabi Islam. And then came the final blow: Sir Evil had outed me and disclosed my shameful attempt to inflate my military service. I was cornered, I tell you, cornered like a rat in a refrigerator.
I made myself some lemonade and went out on the porch to think. Our family recipe calls for Wild Turkey bourbon instead of water and by the second glass or so my nerves had started to settle down. Thats when young Jimmy, the kid from across the street who cuts my lawn for me, came by and noticed my tears. I tried to tell him the story as well as I could, but the lemons must have made my mouth pucker because I found it hard to get the words out.
Well, Jimmy is a smart kid and, using some of the sign language I had picked up during my Special Forces training, I was able to make him understand that my back was to the wall over at usmessageboard. No problemo, Mrs. X, he said, brushing away the curly forelock that was always falling in front of his eyes, just give my your login and Ill take care of it for you. I knew it was wrong. I knew I shouldnt have done it. Sometimes a body cant take any more. I told Jimmy my password and he bounded into the house to my trusty TRS-80 computer. I felt peace. I felt relief. It gave me a warm feeling that started in the Depends Sir Evil gave me last Christmas and seemed to spread over the whole world. I just wanted to be loved. Was that so wrong?
Now come on....tell the truth...both you and little Jimmy posted in this thread.
I know this because there were actually one, maybe 2 posts that made a little sense.
Those must have been the posts from Jimmy.