WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it the “passing of the baton,” Senator Rand Paul on Monday thanked Senator Tom Cotton for replacing him as the most hated person in the United States Senate.Paul expressed surprise and no small amount of admiration at Cotton’s feat, telling reporters that being ousted from the most-detested perch was “something that, quite frankly, I didn’t see coming.”“When I started attacking Dr. Fauci, I pretty much thought I had the title sewn up,” Paul said. “What I didn’t count on was that someone like Tom was going to come out of nowhere, saying slavery was necessary.”According to Senate insiders, Cotton beat out a daunting field of competitors for Senator Paul’s crown, including Mitch McConnell, Susan Collins, and Ted Cruz.While he praised Cotton’s audacity in snatching the most-loathed mantle, Paul warned that keeping the title for the long haul is another challenge altogether.“Becoming despised is easy—staying despised is what separates the men from the boys,” Paul said. “Having said that, I firmly believe that Tom Cotton has what it takes.”
Rand Paul Thanks Tom Cotton for Replacing Him as Most Hated Person in Senate
According to Senate insiders, Cotton beat out a daunting field of competitors.www.newyorker.com
My view is... if everyone on the left, hates you... then you have done something right in life.
Those mentioned in the satirical piece (Cruz, Rand, Collins and Cotton) are hated by pretty much everyone - Left AND Right.
No they are not. Rand and Cotton have huge support. Cotton was dead on right with what he said.
Truth makes people who are stupid, angry. Because it exposes their limitless ignorance.
Uh Huh
Tom Cotton bests Ted Cruz as the most-disliked lawmaker
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That doesn't prove anything. Do you not even read your own link? "opinion".
My opinion, is that you are dumbest person in this thread. Guess my opinion proves you are the dumbest person in this thread, like that opinion link proves everyone hates so-and-so.