Racism

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    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you
    something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I
    was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me
    if I was German?

    "Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I
    asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did
    you ask me if I'm Polish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot.”
     

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