Today was my secretary's five year anniversary. I could not do my job without her, so I gave her a nice bonus today ($5,000!). Do you think my giving her the bonus and then asking her to vote for Bush would be considered "voter intimidation"? Actually, I told her to take tomorrow off and to make sure she votes. I told her, "I don't care whom you vote for, just vote!". Now of course, I was lying as I do HOPE she will vote for Bush.