Put it down . . . or else!

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    Fuck your toilet seat you lazy ass bitches.

    I've never known a more pathetic pet peeve in my entire life.
     
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    Bet you don't get much ass with a pathetic attitude like yours. :rofl:
     
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    I have to keep the toilet seat down. My poor old retarded 3 legged cat keeps falling in if I don't.

    He is sweet, but not very bright at all.
     
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    You're so right.

    My girlfriend hasn't had sex with me the entire time we've been together.

    But I'm sticking to my guns on that toilet seat!

    :rolleyes:
     
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    I'll make sure and stop by every day, twice a day to put your toilet seats up.
     
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    Wasn't there a show on ghost hunters about the slob ghost that kept raising the toilet seat?
     
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    Dunno, but I'd love to see that one. Damned ghost had a twisted sense of humor. :lol:
     
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    You're just begging for some NegRep. :eusa_naughty:
     
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    If they want the toilet seat down everytime, I'm more than happy to leave it down.

    I'll just work on my AIM.
     

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