President Obama Cures Cancer!

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It is being hailed around the world as one of the greatest advances in human creation of this millenium, but as usual President Obama has his critics. Doctors Without a Partisan Bone to Pick, a self-described not conservative conservative group of Americans with honorary PhDs from Koch Brothers funded, non accredited, 3 week course online colleges...

 

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In other news, a leading scientist who has lost his federally funded grants is being called to testify before Congress by the Tea Party non partisan caucus, on the latest scandal in denial-science: Cancer never really existed, so there is no cure for it.

 

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President Obama promises....


Shouts of "liar!" Before Obama finishes a sentence. This is rightwing bipatisanship.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Obama Cult will believe anything

 

[daveman]

When I read the thread title, I knew this had to be a dumbass Dante attention-whoring thread.

So, I thought, let's hook a brother up!

 

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Frankie and Davey? Who is missing here...

"Roll Call!"

 

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Look at what the wingers are saying about a US victory against terrorists. Anything making President Obama look good is spun into something terrible. http://www.usmessageboard.com/politics/316779-obama-ordered-commando-kill-of-al-shabaab-leader.html

 

[hjmick]

You could have made the same point more quickly and succinctly by simply quoting LBJ...


If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'


Of course this statement is true of all Presidents...

 

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You could have made the same point more quickly and succinctly by simply quoting LBJ...


If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: 'President Can't Swim.'


Of course this statement is true of all Presidents...

Are you saying "black people can't swim" because if you are I counter with "White guys can't jump"