President-Elect Obama Resigns From Senate

[Article 15]

If you really care go check out his time in the Illinois Senate. Not that you will, but who gives a shit.

If they did they would discover that he voted present a whopping 3% of the time ...

And they would know why the present vote is used ...

 

[Chris]

Did someone mention "My Pet Goat?"

 

[DavidS]

Yeah, except he's been in office less than 3 years, and has been running for President for nearly two of those.

January 1, 2005 was the first day on the job and his swearing in. Let's see here, 1/1/05 subtracted from 11/13/08... 3 years, 11 months, 13 days. I was rounding up.

Amazing how he's had time to vote for all those bills while he's been running for president!

 

[Shadow]

this is good news.. he probably served all of two days in the Senate.

Good,now maybe we will get someone in the senate actually worth a damn....well, then again maybe not.

 

[NOBama]

Good,now maybe we will get someone in the senate actually worth a damn....well, then again maybe not.

I couldn't agree more.

Actually, if I had my way there would be term limits for all of congress as well as the Judicial branch. I think it's the only way to let these people know they're there temporarily, to represent us, not make a career.

Of course, the price of poker would have to go up, but I wouldn't have a problem paying the price, if it meant we got quality public servents who actually represent the will of the people, out of the deal.

 

[Dis]

 

[del]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dis again.

 

[NOBama]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dis again.

I gave him one for you since you're in as ass kissing mood.

 

[Dis]

I gave him one for you since you're in as ass kissing mood.

He's a him, but I'm a her.

 

[del]

I gave him one for you since you're in as ass kissing mood.

that's really nice of you.

now fuck off

thanks

 

[Dis]

that's really nice of you.

now fuck off

thanks

Aww! You remembered your manners.

 

[del]

Aww! You remembered your manners.

i always try to make my mom proud of me.





she always used to say, "Please, fuck off as your schedule permits."

i can only aspire to such gracious behavior.

 

[Dis]

i always try to make my mom proud of me.





she always used to say, "Please, fuck off as your schedule permits."

i can only aspire to such gracious behavior.

Did she hand over a new schedule when she said it?

I would've.

 

[del]

Did she hand over a new schedule when she said it?

I would've.

hand over is as good a euphemism as any.

there were 2 kinds of people that fucked with my mom; those that did and those still among the living.

 

[NOBama]

that's really nice of you.

now fuck off

thanks

Awe, I didn't think you'd be offended by the offer of some brotherly help. Here's a little something to make you feel better.

An ode to Del and the importance of his hit and run comments:

All the internal parts of (Del’s) body were having a meeting one day,
trying to decide who was in charge.

"I should be in charge", said the brain,
"because I run all the body's systems,
so without me, nothing would happen.

"I should be in charge", said the blood,
"because I circulate oxygen all over,
so without me, you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge", said the stomach,
"because I process food and give you all energy."

"I should be in charge", said the rectum,
"because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him. In an angry mood, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic...

After the third day, they all gave in and agreed that the rectum was important and should be the boss.

And the moral of the story?

You don't have to be important to make hit and run comments... just an asshole.

Have a nice night (correction by NObama >>>) Del!

 

[DavidS]

Awe, I didn't think you'd be offended by the offer of some brotherly help. Here's a little something to make you feel better.

An ode to Del and the importance of his hit and run comments:

All the internal parts of (Del’s) body were having a meeting one day,
trying to decide who was in charge.

"I should be in charge", said the brain,
"because I run all the body's systems,
so without me, nothing would happen.

"I should be in charge", said the blood,
"because I circulate oxygen all over,
so without me, you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge", said the stomach,
"because I process food and give you all energy."

"I should be in charge", said the rectum,
"because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him. In an angry mood, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic...

After the third day, they all gave in and agreed that the rectum was important and should be the boss.

And the moral of the story?

You don't have to be important to make hit and run comments... just an asshole.

Have a nice night Dave!

Del's name is Dave?

I'm changing my name.

 

[Dis]

Del's name is Dave?

I'm changing my name.

It won't make any difference; trust me.

 

[NOBama]

It won't make any difference; trust me.

Dunno know where I got Dave from, I meant Del.

 

[del]

Awe, I didn't think you'd be offended by the offer of some brotherly help. Here's a little something to make you feel better.

An ode to Del and the importance of his hit and run comments:

All the internal parts of (Del’s) body were having a meeting one day,
trying to decide who was in charge.

"I should be in charge", said the brain,
"because I run all the body's systems,
so without me, nothing would happen.

"I should be in charge", said the blood,
"because I circulate oxygen all over,
so without me, you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge", said the stomach,
"because I process food and give you all energy."

"I should be in charge", said the rectum,
"because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him. In an angry mood, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic...

After the third day, they all gave in and agreed that the rectum was important and should be the boss.

And the moral of the story?

You don't have to be important to make hit and run comments... just an asshole.

Have a nice night (correction by NObama >>>) Del!

did i stutter?

 

[del]

Del's name is Dave?

I'm changing my name.

go with "Douchebag" and you won't have to toss your monogrammed tea set, douchebag.