Predator vs the Road Runner

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Predator vs the Road Runner

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  1. JOKER96BRAVO
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    While it's true Wile E. Coyote never had much success capturing the Road
    Runner, other hunters would hear rumor of the impossible-to-catch bird and
    come to test the legend... In the heat of the desert, amid high cliffs, craggy
    gullies and long, lonely miles of highway, I present an epic contest of wit
    and wiles.

    Predator: Cagey, and ruthless intergalactic sports hunter from a tribal society
    of violent aliens. Packing highly advanced weaponry, superior camoflage and
    thermal vision, he hopes to take home a rare trophy... the skull of the Warner
    Bros. Road Runner.

    Road Runner: Incredibly fast and charmed with a bizzare intelligence (or
    neverending luck... or both) the Road Runner has escaped a vast number of
    lethal situations without sustaining so much of as a scratch.

    One alien's honor and bragging rights on the line for the life of one scrawny bird.
     
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    Did you ever wonder why Wile E. Coyote didn't take all that money he spent on gizmos from the ACME company and just go down to the store and buy a chicken instead?
     
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    Predator would win, but only if there was one. Predators are like ninjas, the more there are, the more they suck. Notice how in "Aliens vs. Predator," the predator didn't start kickin it until his two buddies were dead.
     
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    Ahhhh...Wile E. Coyote my flight school class mascot...We made him a CW6 or 8,
    I forget..He's in the WOC museum now..sorta like us. Check em out Merlin.
     
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    Sooo....
    Who you voting for???
     
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    i think the roadrunner would be on the menu at the end of this fight.
     
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    Me too...
     
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    predator hands-down.... though he might appreciate and take his time with the hunt in order to save the famed road runner some honor...
     
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    Da bird of course!
     
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    Ok. Took a trip to Ft Wolters TX a few years ago while I was TDY to the Bell plant in FT Worth. The place is pretty sad and run down. The funny part is that the old warrant officer candidate barracks are now a pre-parole facility - part of the Texas prison system. I thought that was pretty appropriate.
     

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