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    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
    of
    me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the
    pub
    for the best toast of the night!
    >
    > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
    toast
    of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
    toast?"
    >
    > John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
    church
    beside me wife."
    > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
    > The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
    corner.
    > The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
    night
    at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
    > She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You
    know,
    he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
    the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
    >
     

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