Pre-purchase inspection?

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    Little Randy attended a horse auction with his father He watched as
    his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down
    the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

    After a few minutes, Randy asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

    His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make
    sure they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

    Randy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
     

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