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    most of them i get are very funny in the sense of "you REALLY expect me to believe this?" kinda way
     
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    From The Desk Of Mr.Abdalla Ahmed
    United Arab Emirates.
    REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE.

    Greetings From Dubai,

    This message might meet you in (utmost surprise), however,it's just my
    urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this
    transaction. I am a banker by profession from United Arab Emirates
    and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of
    the bank.

    I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds
    (USD17.5 million) our bank deceased customer late Mr. Richard Burson who died on
    (Egypt Air Flight 990) along with his family on a plane crash below.

    BBC News | Americas | Who was on board Flight 990.

    Hence i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared
    between us in the ratio of 50/40 while 10% will be mapped out for
    expenses that may occur on the process.If you agree to my business proposal.
    further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.

    Respectfully yours,
    Mr. Abdalla Ahmed
     
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    ESPERAMOS SU RESPUESTA URGENTE



    Estimado amigo, estoy Ramadan Abdu de Burkina Faso, Africa Occidental. Enprimer lugar, acepte mis disculpas y me escribes a este mensaje. Yo soy elgerente de proyectos de ley y sección de intercambio en el departamento de remtttance Exteriores de Bank of Africa (BOA) en Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso, en mi departamento me descubrió este ($ 10.5 MILLION EE.UU. dólares) que pertenece a nuestro cliente de un banco fallecidos por favor mensaje para más detalles. Considera, Esto tiene que hacerse rápidamente debido a la ley impuesta por el Primer Ministro británico Gordon Brown en la prensa mundial Confrerence el martes 6 de diciembre de 2005 a 12:18 información GMT.For más sobre la decisión de Primer Ministro sobre las cuentas inactivas consultar el sitio a continuación: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ business/4017381.stm



    Atentamente,

    El Sr. Ramadán Abdu.

    ............................... .............................. .............................. ............................... ..........


    Good day Sir/Madam,

    I am Mr Ramadan Abdu,Manager Foreign Remittance Department,Bank of Africa in (Burkina Faso).I got your email account while searching for a business oriented personality and you happen to be the one.

    I bring forth a business proposal in the tune of $10.5m to be transferred to an offshore account with your assistance acting as beneficiary and next-of-kin to the funds.

    If you know you are capable of involving and partaking in this transaction, please send down the following personal details to me at my private email id account for briefing and more clarification:.

    (1)Full names:........................ .....
    (2)Occupation:................ ..............
    (3)Age and Sex:...........................
    (4)Marital Status:................
    (5)Private phone number:...................
    (6)Current residential address:..................
    (7)Your Country.........................
    Thank you and regards.

    Mr Ramadan Abdu.
     
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    I don't get any. True story :thup:

    My security settings are set pretty high through my company, and they also have a third party service which screens all incoming as well.

    One reason why I use my company email address nearly exclusively, except for some small time stuff that I send to my gmail account. Even then, gmail seems to filter out 95% of them on its own.
     
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    Good Day My good friend,

    FROM: MR.HADJI MADU ALI.
    This message might meet you in utmost surprise. However, it all just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am assured of your capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity when i prayed to God about you.

    I.am a banker by profession in BURKINA-FASO, WEST AFRICA and currently holding the post of assistant foreign remittance director in our bank. I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($9 Million Dollars) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family in a plane crash.

    Hence; i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal. Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail immediately you receive this letter.
    Please indicate your willingness by sending the below information for more clarification and easy communication.
    full names:
    phone line:
    country of origin:
    age:
    occupation:
    marital status:
    your bank information
    account name:
    account type:
    account number:
    bank address and phone/fax:
    Trusting to hear from you immediately.

    Thanks &
    Best Regards,
    FROM: MR.HADJI MADU ALI.
     
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    my point being, do people actually BELIEVE these things and respond?
     
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    Some obviously do.

    Saw an episode of intervention, where the guy with the addiction was actually addicted to scams and scam emails :cuckoo::cuckoo:
     
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    i know that some people do, and i really feel sorry for those people, as they are clearly too stupid to be on the internet
     
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    :lol: There is some instain people out there. Maybe he gets a high from self-destruction.

    gmail's spam filter is the shit.
     
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    The guy I saw on the episode treated it like a version of a high buy-in lottery. "Just ONE of these has to be true" was his thought process.
     

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