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    One night about closing time, a waitress wiping off tables noticed a man outside of the window exposing himself. She ran to the phone and dialed the police. "Hurry, there's a Republican outside exposing himself to everyone!” she said.
    "Calm down," they replied. "How do you know it's a Republican?"
    "Because," she explained, "If it were a Democrat, he'd be in here screwing us!"
     

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