Cowboy Lines that have been ruint'

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    Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That
    Darned Gay Cowboy Movie

    1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

    2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

    3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

    4. "Howdy, pardner."

    5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

    6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

    7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

    8. "Let's mount up!"

    9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

    10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

    11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"
     
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    You forgot, "He bit me, now you gotta suck the poison out!"
     

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