Politically Speaking.Your "Top Ten Things That Need To Be Banned" List.

[Rexx Taylor]

Klondike bars.

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Micheal Moore's butt

 

[Borillar]

1. The designated hitter rule.
2. non-alcoholic beer. What's the point?
3. Playing loud rap or music after hours. Ever hear of fucking headphones?
4. People who talk during movies.
5. People trying to do a Wall Street takeover at the ATM you're in line waiting for.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

1. The designated hitter rule.
2. non-alcoholic beer. What's the point?
3. Playing loud rap or music after hours. Ever hear of fucking headphones?
4. People who talk during movies.
5. People trying to do a Wall Street takeover at the ATM you're in line waiting for.

Faulty Vibrators

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I have a top 1.
1. All bans should be banned!

This one ban renders the rest of the top 10 unnecessary.

what about very small gerbils?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I'm with g5000 on those left-lane slugs, fer shure.
Fat women in spandex, there should be a weight limit on that stuff.
Pilots who say to mechanics, "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but..." (Then don't!)
Free samples of food in grocery stores.
Drivers who forget that their cars have both turn signals and accelerators.

what about people who use forks to get their stuck bread out of a toaster?

 

[Borillar]

I'm with g5000 on those left-lane slugs, fer shure.
Fat women in spandex, there should be a weight limit on that stuff.
Pilots who say to mechanics, "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but..." (Then don't!)
Free samples of food in grocery stores.
Drivers who forget that their cars have both turn signals and accelerators.

what about people who use forks to get their stuck bread out of a toaster?

Well what should you use then? A bump stock?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I'm with g5000 on those left-lane slugs, fer shure.
Fat women in spandex, there should be a weight limit on that stuff.
Pilots who say to mechanics, "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but..." (Then don't!)
Free samples of food in grocery stores.
Drivers who forget that their cars have both turn signals and accelerators.

what about people who use forks to get their stuck bread out of a toaster?

Well what should you use then? A bump stock?

whats a bump stock? is that anything related to chicken stock?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

we need to ban really stupid people from ever going to banks,,,you know,,the ones that take 20 minutes for a simple transaction?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I'm with g5000 on those left-lane slugs, fer shure.
Fat women in spandex, there should be a weight limit on that stuff.
Pilots who say to mechanics, "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but..." (Then don't!)
Free samples of food in grocery stores.
Drivers who forget that their cars have both turn signals and accelerators.

what about people who use forks to get their stuck bread out of a toaster?

Well what should you use then? A bump stock?

oh,,,i left out "Pissed Off Female Bears"

 

[rightwinger]

So lets just do this, make your own list of about 5 to 10 things that MUST BE BANNED !!

1. Tax deductions.
2. Tax credits.
3. Tax exemptions.
4. Credit default swaps which do not require an insurable interest.
5. Slower drivers in the left lane.

And I am NOT joking.

I don't mind the slow drivers in the left hand lane as much as the driver in the left hand lane driving the same speed as the guy next to him in the right hand lane

That way...NOBODY can pass

 

[NightFox]

So lets just do this, make your own list of about 5 to 10 things that MUST BE BANNED !!

Top 10 things that MUST BE BANNED !!
1. Lists of things that MUST BE BANNED !!
2-10. See #1

 

[gallantwarrior]

I'm with g5000 on those left-lane slugs, fer shure.
Fat women in spandex, there should be a weight limit on that stuff.
Pilots who say to mechanics, "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but..." (Then don't!)
Free samples of food in grocery stores.
Drivers who forget that their cars have both turn signals and accelerators.

what about people who use forks to get their stuck bread out of a toaster?

Not so much, they usually die off pretty quickly.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Gerrymandering
Lying
Voter Suppression
Budgets not balanced
Opinion put forth as above fact

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

This thread is in regards to the left having a cow again over banning all guns again over what happened in Vegas. It's as if they expect to believe that about 60% of normal human beings actually believe that "Gun Laws" would of prevented the Las Vegas Shooting.
If we have all been hearing the discussions on conservative radio this week, we have all heard the hosts/maybe guests bring up other things we may as well ban. Like Cars, Planes, Pressure Cookers, etc.
So lets just do this, make your own list of about 5 to 10 things that MUST BE BANNED !!
Being they just might kill people !!!

1. Banning stuff.
2. ...

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

1-Clothes for pets--No granny, your poodle doesn't need a sweater
2-Braces for adults--Yes, you have a mangy grill...you are an adult now...nobody cares.
3-Third world flags on rear view mirrors--Dont rep the shithole you escaped.
4-Talking to plants--seriously?
5-Glitter on strippers-- "Where do you think I have been?"
6-Excessively obese people on aircraft--If you are going to ooze into my paid space, I want a check.
7-Boiled peanuts--natures testicles
8-Go fast stickers--Yes, it's a Mopar sticker, and you have a Neon.
9-Meaningless Tattoos--"Grandma, who drew on your lower back?"
10-Midgets--If I cant have one...nobody can.

My dogs wear sweaters in the winter because they get cold.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

1-Clothes for pets--No granny, your poodle doesn't need a sweater
2-Braces for adults--Yes, you have a mangy grill...you are an adult now...nobody cares.
3-Third world flags on rear view mirrors--Dont rep the shithole you escaped.
4-Talking to plants--seriously?
5-Glitter on strippers-- "Where do you think I have been?"
6-Excessively obese people on aircraft--If you are going to ooze into my paid space, I want a check.
7-Boiled peanuts--natures testicles
8-Go fast stickers--Yes, it's a Mopar sticker, and you have a Neon.
9-Meaningless Tattoos--"Grandma, who drew on your lower back?"
10-Midgets--If I cant have one...nobody can.

You know, you really have to hand it to midgets!

They are so short, they probably couldn't reach it anyway!

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I'm with g5000 on those left-lane slugs, fer shure.
Fat women in spandex, there should be a weight limit on that stuff.
Pilots who say to mechanics, "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but..." (Then don't!)
Free samples of food in grocery stores.
Drivers who forget that their cars have both turn signals and accelerators.

what about people who use forks to get their stuck bread out of a toaster?

Well what should you use then? A bump stock?

whats a bump stock? is that anything related to chicken stock?

It's made from pimples.

 

[JoeMoma]

1-Clothes for pets--No granny, your poodle doesn't need a sweater
2-Braces for adults--Yes, you have a mangy grill...you are an adult now...nobody cares.
3-Third world flags on rear view mirrors--Dont rep the shithole you escaped.
4-Talking to plants--seriously?
5-Glitter on strippers-- "Where do you think I have been?"
6-Excessively obese people on aircraft--If you are going to ooze into my paid space, I want a check.
7-Boiled peanuts--natures testicles
8-Go fast stickers--Yes, it's a Mopar sticker, and you have a Neon.
9-Meaningless Tattoos--"Grandma, who drew on your lower back?"
10-Midgets--If I cant have one...nobody can.

You know, you really have to hand it to midgets!

They are so short, they probably couldn't reach it anyway!

We are suppose to call them little people.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

1-Clothes for pets--No granny, your poodle doesn't need a sweater
2-Braces for adults--Yes, you have a mangy grill...you are an adult now...nobody cares.
3-Third world flags on rear view mirrors--Dont rep the shithole you escaped.
4-Talking to plants--seriously?
5-Glitter on strippers-- "Where do you think I have been?"
6-Excessively obese people on aircraft--If you are going to ooze into my paid space, I want a check.
7-Boiled peanuts--natures testicles
8-Go fast stickers--Yes, it's a Mopar sticker, and you have a Neon.
9-Meaningless Tattoos--"Grandma, who drew on your lower back?"
10-Midgets--If I cant have one...nobody can.

You know, you really have to hand it to midgets!

They are so short, they probably couldn't reach it anyway!

We are suppose to call them little people.

I thought that's what kids were!

 

[iceberg]

I'm with g5000 on those left-lane slugs, fer shure.
Fat women in spandex, there should be a weight limit on that stuff.
Pilots who say to mechanics, "I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but..." (Then don't!)
Free samples of food in grocery stores.
Drivers who forget that their cars have both turn signals and accelerators.

what about any pilot with the name "Captian Ho Lee Fuk"

co pilot "sum ting wong"