PLEASE Don't Report Me For This CRIMINAL Behaviour!!!

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    We have a dog, a rat terrier, that we call Little Dog.

    A little old lady was her first owner, and she was SPOILED!!!

    But the lady croaked, Terra (her first ever name) was thrown into a shelter,

    rescued by an asshat that didn't take responsibility for her food, water, care, or anything else,

    STOLEN from him,

    and relocated into our household.

    To Little Dog?

    FOOD = LOVE

    And I'm a semi-little-old-lady, so I always give her some of what I'm eating, right?

    Well!

    She's getting HUGE, and I'm thinking I'm going to have to buy a new roll of duct tape AND a freakin' skateboard,

    JUST to insure that she remains semi-mobile!!! :lol: :rofl: :lol:

    I think I may be killing her with "love."

    But all anyway,

    I've decided to run for prez,

    however, I'm a little trepiditious about what the Other Side is going to say about me... [​IMG]
     
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    Perform a weight loss spell on the dog.
     

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