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The Big Bad Wolf.
They learned that in the 1620s:
AKIN: It might be helpful to think back and say, theres more to Thanksgiving than the Pilgrims. They were a group of people who were willing to change the system, to think of different ideas. They came here and separated civil and church governments. They came here and created the model of a written constitution, the idea that the government should be the servant of the people. [ ] They came here with the idea that after trying socialism that it wasnt going to work. They realized that it was unbiblical, that it was a form of theft, so they pitched socialism out. They learned that in the early 1620s.
ThinkProgress Rep. Todd Akin: The Pilgrims Came To America To Flee ‘Unbiblical’ Socialism In The 1620′s
Does anyone ever get tired of this kind of crap? This isn't even revisionism..this is pure fantasy.