Phone calls from Hell

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    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
    While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
    devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.


    Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
    Putin writes him a check.


    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
    is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
    she writes him a check.


    Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
    finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.


    When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush
    got to call the USA so cheaply.


    The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has
    gone to hell, so it's a local call."
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Missed you here, Bootneck. I see you've still got it!:lol:
     
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    Yeh. It's those pills they give us. They make me feel funny.
     
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    Has anyone else commented that you feel funny?

    You might want to be careful how you answer that. You don't want EZ to beat your ass... or maybe you do... I don't know... Not my business... However, we do need independent confirmation of how you feel.
     

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