Pet Names.. for Loved One's

[The Infidel]

Sammich maker

 

[spc.loafy]

Nice to see you mentioned me before I showed up lol

 

[Lumpy 1]

Nice to see you mentioned me before I showed up lol

oops.. I hope you don't mind, my son,my son...

 

[Sky Dancer]

"boo" and "bunch".

 

[Lumpy 1]

"boo" and "bunch".

ah.. is this like body parts or what?...

 

[Sky Dancer]

"boo" and "bunch".

ah.. is this like body parts or what?...

No, it's more like "honey bunch" and "boo boo bear". Which one is me and which one is my wife? LOL.

 

[Emma]

I called my boyfriend 'Pooky', because he hated it

 

[hortysir]

Honey is MrsHorty, or sometimes we're both just Horty
(it's a variation of our last name)
My son is WhistleDick

Exwife is Macy, after their floats

Dog is TurdKnocker

 

[strollingbones]

whistle-dick?

 

[hortysir]

whistle-dick?

Uncircumcised

 

[strollingbones]

we dont have pet names.....we are that boring

 

[Amelia]

When hubbers and I first started getting serious he called me "honey" and I said "nuh-uh, I hate that name", so then he called me "bee shit".

 

[strollingbones]

whistle-dick?

Uncircumcised

lol that is mean....but i get it.....

but that begs the question.....why in the world would you be cut and not have son cut....

 

[Lumpy 1]

"boo" and "bunch".

ah.. is this like body parts or what?...

No, it's more like "honey bunch" and "boo boo bear". Which one is me and which one is my wife? LOL.

I'm thinkin you're boo boo bear...:lol.

For no reason in particular....

 

[Lumpy 1]

I called my boyfriend 'Pooky', because he hated it

That figures..

 

[Lumpy 1]

we dont have pet names.....we are that boring

Well.. I'm fairly sure he has a pet name for You but he just doesn't tell you what it is...

 

[Emma]

I called my boyfriend 'Pooky', because he hated it

That figures..

I can't post the names I called my ex- bf/stalker and ex husband. Even USMB has its standards.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I called my boyfriend 'Pooky', because he hated it

That figures..

I can't post the names I called my ex- bf/stalker and ex husband. Even USMB has its standards.

So anyway, your attracted to the, "Bad Boy" types huh...

 

[Emma]

That figures..

I can't post the names I called my ex- bf/stalker and ex husband. Even USMB has its standards.

So anyway, your attracted to the, "Bad Boy" types huh...

No. These weren't bad boy types. Just assholes

 

[hortysir]

whistle-dick?

Uncircumcised

lol that is mean....but i get it.....

but that begs the question.....why in the world would you be cut and not have son cut....

We (finally) had him cut around age 3 (couldn't afford it at the time), but the name stuck.














And how'd you know I'm circumcised???