Pet Names.. for Loved One's

[strollingbones]

i knew cause no uncut man would call his son whistle dick now would he?

plus i am a witch....we are expected to know things....things to me that are rather obvious but hey....i play the cards i have

3 years old...well that was mean....damn....

 

[Lumpy 1]

I can't post the names I called my ex- bf/stalker and ex husband. Even USMB has its standards.

So anyway, your attracted to the, "Bad Boy" types huh...

No. These weren't bad boy types. Just assholes

So.. you're attracted to assholes, I'm thinking that worse...

Aah.. do You like Me..?

 

[strollingbones]

i got to ask...how did you keep him from playing with it.....and all?

 

[Lumpy 1]

i knew cause no uncut man would call his son whistle dick now would he?

plus i am a witch....we are expected to know things....things to me that are rather obvious but hey....i play the cards i have

3 years old...well that was mean....damn....

A witch... .. I knew that..

 

[Lumpy 1]

i got to ask...how did you keep him from playing with it.....and all?

At 3...

 

[spc.loafy]

Nice to see you mentioned me before I showed up lol

oops.. I hope you don't mind, my son,my son...

I'm glad to see you did. though I noticed people laugh at the name loafy on your owl name tread haha.

 

[hortysir]

i knew cause no uncut man would call his son whistle dick now would he?

plus i am a witch....we are expected to know things....things to me that are rather obvious but hey....i play the cards i have

3 years old...well that was mean....damn....

I hated it for him, too, I promise ya

 

[hortysir]

i got to ask...how did you keep him from playing with it.....and all?

Very diligently





Now I think he's making up for lost time

 

[Lumpy 1]

Nice to see you mentioned me before I showed up lol

oops.. I hope you don't mind, my son,my son...

I'm glad to see you did. though I noticed people laugh at the name loafy on your owl name tread haha.

They laugh at Lumpy also my son...makes us humble I'm thinkin..

btw watch out for witches carrying poison apples around here..

 

[hortysir]

i got to ask...how did you keep him from playing with it.....and all?

At 3...

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

 

[spc.loafy]

oops.. I hope you don't mind, my son,my son...

I'm glad to see you did. though I noticed people laugh at the name loafy on your owl name tread haha.

They laugh at Lumpy also my son...makes us humble I'm thinkin..

btw watch out for witches carrying poison apples around here..

Poison apples! hell yeah, haven't been sleeping too well lately, sure could use that.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I'm glad to see you did. though I noticed people laugh at the name loafy on your owl name tread haha.

They laugh at Lumpy also my son...makes us humble I'm thinkin..

btw watch out for witches carrying poison apples around here..

Poison apples! hell yeah, haven't been sleeping too well lately, sure could use that.

 

[spc.loafy]

btw I cant do personal messages yet. so i cant reply to ya. my score is too low lol