Personal Ads Decoded

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    This is how you decipher personal ads for women.




    40-ish…………………………49
    Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
    Athletic……………………….No boobs
    Average looking……………..Ugly
    Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
    Emotionally secure…………..On medication
    Feminist……………………….Fat
    Free spirit……………………..Junkie
    Friendship first……………….Former slut
    Fun…………………………….Annoying
    Gentle…………………………Dull
    New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
    Open-minded…………………Desperate
    Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
    Poet……………………………Depressive
    Professional…………………..Bitch
    Romantic………………………Frigid
    Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
    Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
    Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker
    Widow…………………………Murderer
     
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    Mr.Fitnah Dreamcrusher

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    Must have sense of humor.............will have to have everything explained to them.
     
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    editec Mr. Forgot-it-All

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    What's in a word?

    A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

    A rose is a rose is a rose.
     

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