This is how you decipher personal ads for women.
40-ish 49
Adventurous Slept with all your friends
Athletic .No boobs
Average looking ..Ugly
Beautiful Pathological liar
Contagious Smile .Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure ..On medication
Feminist .Fat
Free spirit ..Junkie
Friendship first .Former slut
Fun .Annoying
Gentle Dull
New Age Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded Desperate
Outgoing Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate Sloppy drunk
Poet Depressive
Professional ..Bitch
Romantic Frigid
Voluptuous Very Fat
Large frame ..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate .Stalker
Widow Murderer
40-ish 49
Adventurous Slept with all your friends
Athletic .No boobs
Average looking ..Ugly
Beautiful Pathological liar
Contagious Smile .Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure ..On medication
Feminist .Fat
Free spirit ..Junkie
Friendship first .Former slut
Fun .Annoying
Gentle Dull
New Age Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded Desperate
Outgoing Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate Sloppy drunk
Poet Depressive
Professional ..Bitch
Romantic Frigid
Voluptuous Very Fat
Large frame ..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate .Stalker
Widow Murderer