Parents first names...

[Ernie S.]

Just interested. What are the first names of your parents?
My father: Charles
My mother: Dorothy

Archie and Edith

Your parents, not your in laws, Meathead.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Mickey and Minnie.

 

[Liability]

Mickey and Minnie.

Mickey walked in on Minnie at JUST the wrong time.

Mickey: Minnie! You're fucking a DOG?! What are you, fucking goofy?

Minnie: That's not Goofy, stupid. It's Pluto.

 

[Ernie S.]

Mickey and Minnie.

Mickey walked in on Minnie at JUST the wrong time.

Mickey: Minnie! You're fucking a DOG?! What are you, fucking goofy?

Minnie: That's not Goofy, stupid. It's Pluto.

Naah You got it wrong

Mickey and Minnie are in divorce court.
The judge says, "Mr Mouse, you can't divorce your wife in this state simply because she's crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, judge. I said she was fuckin' Goofy."

 

[Sky Dancer]

Arthur and Jane.

 

[Si modo]

Just interested. What are the first names of your parents?
My father: Charles
My mother: Dorothy

Mom and Dad. (Catherine and Joseph to the masses.)