Not sure if paintball is a game or a sport.... In any case, my youngest son is getting married in Oct. and in all their wisdom, his friends and brothers decided to give him a bachelor party consisting of a day of paintball...among other things. Of course, dear old Dad is invited. The problem is that dear old Dad has never done paintball and stands in great danger of confirming their belief that "Dad is an idiot". While I have been known to sneak around here and there and pop off a few live rounds from a real firearm and actually hit a target or two, I suspect paintball is entirely different. Soooo, how does one lose at paintball gracefully? Any pointers would be welcome!