- Sep 22, 2013
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This is a capitalism-critique inspired by the populism and gender-incisive films She-Devil and The Contender.
Cheers,
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Onyx-Witch (OW) was a beautiful Wiccan with powerful magic at her disposal. OW wanted to challenge the underworld dominion of the ominous American eco-terrorist Poison Ivy (PI) who was currently planning to drop tear-gas grenades onto the White House lawn on Earth Day. OW was intrigued by PI's panache and 'style,' but she wondered if PI would consent to 'joining forces' with her (for some kind of meaningful politically-charged mission for Easter Sunday). OW networked and made contact with PI (through a seedy opium-dealer in Amsterdam) and finally began discussing political matters with her.
OW: I like your style, Poison Ivy...
PI: I like you demeanor, Onyx-Witch!
OW: Why do you cater to eco-terrorism?
PI: I prefer engaged civil dialogue (through violence).
OW: Violence will paint you as a 'fanatical woman.'
PI: I understand that, but I can compromise reputation.
OW: Really? I doubt many male teenagers care about your 'politics.'
PI: Yes (haha), it's true that I was approached by Playboy Magazine.
OW: That's really the problem with the Age of Media.
PI: Yes, it's all vanity, and that makes for commerce-oriented 'manners.'
OW: Do you like Donald Trump?
PI: I think I liked Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City) casino more than TrumpUSA.
OW: A lot of women agree with you, and I propose we join forces...
PI: To do what? I'm not a witch (like you)...
OW: I know, but we can dress up as Playboy models for Easter and kidnap Melania.
PI: You want to kidnap the First Lady (Melania Trump)?
OW: Are you in?
PI: Of course...
OW and PI struck up a clever and seedy and rather dangerous bargain. That Easter Sunday, the two anti-heroines kidnapped U.S. First Lady Melania Trump and held her for ransom. They made a video of her being tied up as a hostage and said into the camera that terrorism is the new 'religious pulpit.' President Donald Trump was enraged and declared OW and PI to be fanatical anti-American pro-lesbian criminals! That's just what OW and PI wanted. However, they freed Melania (since she was a woman!) and sent an Easter greeting-card to the White House which conspicuously read, "Make capitalism a den for democracy (not chauvinism)!" President Trump realized OW and PI were like Phoolan Devi (the Indian feminism-oriented politician-rebel). What would the media report?
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Cheers,
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Onyx-Witch (OW) was a beautiful Wiccan with powerful magic at her disposal. OW wanted to challenge the underworld dominion of the ominous American eco-terrorist Poison Ivy (PI) who was currently planning to drop tear-gas grenades onto the White House lawn on Earth Day. OW was intrigued by PI's panache and 'style,' but she wondered if PI would consent to 'joining forces' with her (for some kind of meaningful politically-charged mission for Easter Sunday). OW networked and made contact with PI (through a seedy opium-dealer in Amsterdam) and finally began discussing political matters with her.
OW: I like your style, Poison Ivy...
PI: I like you demeanor, Onyx-Witch!
OW: Why do you cater to eco-terrorism?
PI: I prefer engaged civil dialogue (through violence).
OW: Violence will paint you as a 'fanatical woman.'
PI: I understand that, but I can compromise reputation.
OW: Really? I doubt many male teenagers care about your 'politics.'
PI: Yes (haha), it's true that I was approached by Playboy Magazine.
OW: That's really the problem with the Age of Media.
PI: Yes, it's all vanity, and that makes for commerce-oriented 'manners.'
OW: Do you like Donald Trump?
PI: I think I liked Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City) casino more than TrumpUSA.
OW: A lot of women agree with you, and I propose we join forces...
PI: To do what? I'm not a witch (like you)...
OW: I know, but we can dress up as Playboy models for Easter and kidnap Melania.
PI: You want to kidnap the First Lady (Melania Trump)?
OW: Are you in?
PI: Of course...
OW and PI struck up a clever and seedy and rather dangerous bargain. That Easter Sunday, the two anti-heroines kidnapped U.S. First Lady Melania Trump and held her for ransom. They made a video of her being tied up as a hostage and said into the camera that terrorism is the new 'religious pulpit.' President Donald Trump was enraged and declared OW and PI to be fanatical anti-American pro-lesbian criminals! That's just what OW and PI wanted. However, they freed Melania (since she was a woman!) and sent an Easter greeting-card to the White House which conspicuously read, "Make capitalism a den for democracy (not chauvinism)!" President Trump realized OW and PI were like Phoolan Devi (the Indian feminism-oriented politician-rebel). What would the media report?
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