Only When He's Drunk...

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  1. nycflasher
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    A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman
    appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over.The man
    pulls over, and the officer approaches the car.

    State cop: "License and registration please."
    Man: "I`m sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"

    State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph."
    Man: "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65."
    Wife: "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!"

    State cop: "I`m also citing you for having a tail light out."
    Man: "But officer, I wasn`t aware it was out."
    Wife: "Oh Harold, you know it`s been out for two months."

    State cop: "I`m also fining you for not wearing your seat belt."
    Man: "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car."
    Wife: "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt."

    Man: "Listen you dumb *&^%$, shut your !@#$` mouth!!!"
    State cop: "Ma`am, does he always talk to you this way?"
    Wife: "Only when he`s drunk......."
     
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    Slap that bitch upside the head. :beer:
     
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    What? I don't get the joke? Why slap her? :tng: :cool: :clap1:
     
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    Good one flasher... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

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