Old adage, updated

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    If you love something, set it free.
    If it comes back, it will always be yours.
    If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

    But if it just sits in your living room,
    messes up your stuff, eats your food,
    uses your telephone, takes your money
    And doesn't realize you set it free,

    You either married it or gave birth to it.​
     
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    Funny how Conservatives don't find it funny when Liberals talk about it takes a village to raise a child followed immediately by get the fuck out if you are 18.
     
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    What?! :confused:
     
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    goldcatt Catch me if you can! Supporting Member

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    Don't worry about it, Maggie. RGS has days he's humor challenged. ;)
     

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