I have an incriminating photo of Franken. We did a gig with him and he was the keynote speaker. He agreed to take a pic with band but he insisted on being positioned in front with us behind him. We stood and he was bent over with his hands on his knees. He made the mistake of lining up directly in front of me. When the shutter was pressed I dropped my hands to either side of his hips so it appeared as though I was having my way with him. He had a big smile on his face.
I call the photo Porkenfranken.
If you need someone to tell you this --- now is the time to sell that thing.