Official USMB Census

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  1. Big Black Dog
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    Everybody else is having one, so we might as well have a census too. Please answer, that is, if you feel like it. You get extra points for honesty.

    1. Are you human? Yes No

    2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

    3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

    4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

    5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

    6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

    7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

    8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

    9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

    10. Do you like onions? Yes No

    11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

    12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No
     
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    Yes
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    Yes (Only but barely)
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    1. Are you human? Yes No the jury is still out on that one in certain circles

    2. Have you had sex within the last 6 hours? Yes

    3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Mt Dew is stronger than water so yes

    4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes , twice

    5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes at this moment

    6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes but marginally

    7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington?
    I avoid suckup questions
    8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes

    9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes

    10. Do you like onions? Yes

    11. Got any tattoos? No

    12. Ever seen a Mod naked? No
     
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    1. Are you human? Yes No

    2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes No

    3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes No

    4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes No

    5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes No

    6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? Yes No

    7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? Yes No

    8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes No

    9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes No

    10. Do you like onions? Yes No

    11. Got any tattoos? Yes No

    12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes No
     
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    1. Yes
    2. Yes
    3. No
    4. Yes
    5. Yes
    6. No
    7. No or Maybe
    8. Yes
    9. Yes
    10. Sometimes
    11. No
    12. No
     
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    1. jury is still out
    2. Yes Yes Yes
    3. yes but not alcohol anymore
    4. yes
    5. yes
    6. no idea what that is
    7 no, on a $3 bill
    8 yes
    9. yes
    10. no
    11. no
    12. yes
     
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    1. Are you human? Yes

    2. Have you had sex within the last 6 months? Yes

    3. Do you drink anything stronger than water? Yes

    4. Did you vote in the last Presidential election? Yes

    5. Have you been naked at any point in time within the last 24 hours? Yes

    6. Do you consider Potted Meat to be food? No

    7. Do you think Gunny should be on our $1.00 bills instead of Washington? No

    8. Do you have electricity in your house? Yes

    9. Do you have running water in your house? Yes

    10. Do you like onions? Yes

    11. Got any tattoos? Yes

    12. Ever seen a Mod naked? Yes
     
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    we is cleaning still lol
     

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