Your president is in India and we welcome him there. America is a declining economy, and we wish to support it through business deals. We have done $10 billion of deals with Obama, providing 50,000 jobs to unemployed Americans. We are happy to help you out in your time of need. In return for our generosity, we order you to stay in Afghanistan and to put your troops' lives on the line to kill our muslim enemies. The longer you stay in Afghanistan, the more we will pay you in business deals. This is why you WILL stay in Afghanistan. If you stupidly choose to leave Afghanistan too early, we will pull the business deals and your people will be unemployed again. This is why you will NOT stupidly choose to leave Afghanistan for at least 5 years. In this deal, everyone wins 1) the Taliban get killed, which is good for India 2) the US economy gets more jobs from Indian business deals 3) India is protected by American soldiers who are risking their lives, so no valuable Indians lose their lives God bless India and god bless American soldiers dying to defend Indian interests.