Obama heading to restroom to "pinch a loaf"

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    Earlier today, President Barack Obama felt a fullness in his lower pelvis and sensed the anal seepage of a small amount of flatulence.

    Based on these cues, the President realized that a bowel movement was inevitable, so he excused himself and retired to the restroom to "drop a deuce".
     
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    He's so awesome.
     
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    Did Sarah Palin write about it on her Facebook page, and did Crude Frank or Sinatra then start a thread about it, with Maple chiming in saying how much she loved her book and what a great President she would make?

    I hope I didn't miss THAT too!
     
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    Oprah is producing a special on Obama's trancendant turd.
     
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    Did Chris mathews try to save it for posterity?
     
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    Does he have an "asswipe czar"? I heard he had to reschedule that deuce til after Christmas.

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    She did in far too great detail.

    I won't go in depth about what she wrote...but apparently Obama likes corn.
     

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