Ok, here is the transcript from a recent negotiation between Obama and Ghaddafi: O: Ghaddafi, you gotta go. G: No, I wont. O: Maybe you didn't hear me, you must step down. G: Um...no. I'm not. O: Um.......are you sure? G: Yeah. O: Come on guy. I mean......dude, really, step down. G: Make me......you pussy. O: Dang. Um....aight. Well, what are you planning on doing next week? G: Watching Butler vs VCU game. May call Farrakhan and holla for a minute. O: Word. Well.....I gotta make a speech in a few days. You sure you wont step down? G: Thats right punk bitch, I aint going nowhere, and you can't make me can you? Ha! O: Well, no, I can't.....or, well, not that I can't, I'm the president of America, I could. But I wont. G: I know you wont. Thats why I'm not leaving. O: Who you like, UConn or Kentucky? G: Probably Kentucky. O: Yeah me too. So, whats up with Farrakhan? He's been moody lately? G: Yeah, "Lil F" is like that. I gave him $5,000,000 in the 80's to build a black army to kill the jews and whites in America. He never did it though. That fool owes me my benjamins back. O: Yeah, Lil F was like that when he was my neighbor in Chi-town. So, you positive you can't step down for me? G: Thats right punk, I'm not stepping down! I'm rich biyatch!!!!!!! Holla!!! G-dog out!!!! O: Hello? You still there? Hel...he.....hello? G? You there? That n***a hung up on me! G: -------------------------------. Ok. Thought I'd share. We'll see how this war plays out.
It should be more like O: Ummmmm, ahhh ummm, I, uhhhhhh, me, ummmmm well I think I should make you, ummmmm, back from the brink!, ahhhh oh wait I mean I want you to step down and if you don't uhhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhh, where's my damn teleprompter!!! uhhhhhh, ummmm, G: Ahhhh your a fucking idiot. Later.........
Thanks. I like to lighten the mood a bit. Mod will probably move this to humor. I hope not. It's still political. And we could use some laughter on this forum right now.
Or.. O: Ummm, G-dog, listen man, you gotta, um, I mean, you've been in power a while, um, we might bomb you or maybe not, but we wont lead......can you step down? G: Hell no, I will not. O: Well, thats a problem. I'm not gonna make you, but you could voluntarily.......Uh....G hold on, I got another call on the other line, hold on one second...................it's Hillary calling...............hello? Hillary is that you.............. HC: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID GOD DAMN PIECE OF SH......... O: (click) DAMN!!! G you still there? Tha #1 bitch is mad!!! Man, you gotta help me on this!!
Can I do like the old GEICO corporate monkeys commercial? Just take that chart, flip it upside down, then start celebrating????
