Obama/Ghaddafi negotiation; Includes text transcript!

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    Ok, here is the transcript from a recent negotiation between Obama and Ghaddafi:



    O: Ghaddafi, you gotta go.
    G: No, I wont.

    O: Maybe you didn't hear me, you must step down.
    G: Um...no. I'm not.

    O: Um.......are you sure?
    G: Yeah.

    O: Come on guy. I mean......dude, really, step down.
    G: Make me......you pussy.

    O: Dang. Um....aight. Well, what are you planning on doing next week?
    G: Watching Butler vs VCU game. May call Farrakhan and holla for a minute.

    O: Word. Well.....I gotta make a speech in a few days. You sure you wont step down?
    G: Thats right punk bitch, I aint going nowhere, and you can't make me can you? Ha!

    O: Well, no, I can't.....or, well, not that I can't, I'm the president of America, I could. But I wont.
    G: I know you wont. Thats why I'm not leaving.

    O: Who you like, UConn or Kentucky?
    G: Probably Kentucky.

    O: Yeah me too. So, whats up with Farrakhan? He's been moody lately?
    G: Yeah, "Lil F" is like that. I gave him $5,000,000 in the 80's to build a black army to kill the jews and whites in America. He never did it though. That fool owes me my benjamins back.

    O: Yeah, Lil F was like that when he was my neighbor in Chi-town. So, you positive you can't step down for me?
    G: Thats right punk, I'm not stepping down! I'm rich biyatch!!!!!!! Holla!!! G-dog out!!!!

    O: Hello? You still there? Hel...he.....hello? G? You there? That n***a hung up on me!
    G: -------------------------------.







    Ok. Thought I'd share. We'll see how this war plays out.
     
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    :lol:


    that's some funny shit
     
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    It should be more like

    O: Ummmmm, ahhh ummm, I, uhhhhhh, me, ummmmm well I think I should make you, ummmmm, back from the brink!, ahhhh oh wait I mean I want you to step down and if you don't uhhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhh, where's my damn teleprompter!!! uhhhhhh, ummmm,


    G: Ahhhh your a fucking idiot. Later.........
     
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    Thanks. I like to lighten the mood a bit. Mod will probably move this to humor. I hope not. It's still political. And we could use some laughter on this forum right now.
     
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    Or..




    O: Ummm, G-dog, listen man, you gotta, um, I mean, you've been in power a while, um, we might bomb you or maybe not, but we wont lead......can you step down?

    G: Hell no, I will not.

    O: Well, thats a problem. I'm not gonna make you, but you could voluntarily.......Uh....G hold on, I got another call on the other line, hold on one second...................it's Hillary calling...............hello? Hillary is that you..............
    HC: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID GOD DAMN PIECE OF SH.........
    O: (click) DAMN!!! G you still there? Tha #1 bitch is mad!!! Man, you gotta help me on this!!
     
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    Well this thread went downhill quickly

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    Thanks. It's a jihad thread. It kills itself.
     
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    Its OK. All good things must come to an end.
     
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    Can I do like the old GEICO corporate monkeys commercial? Just take that chart, flip it upside down, then start celebrating????
     

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