bucs90
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Ok, here is the transcript from a recent negotiation between Obama and Ghaddafi:
O: Ghaddafi, you gotta go.
G: No, I wont.
O: Maybe you didn't hear me, you must step down.
G: Um...no. I'm not.
O: Um.......are you sure?
G: Yeah.
O: Come on guy. I mean......dude, really, step down.
G: Make me......you pussy.
O: Dang. Um....aight. Well, what are you planning on doing next week?
G: Watching Butler vs VCU game. May call Farrakhan and holla for a minute.
O: Word. Well.....I gotta make a speech in a few days. You sure you wont step down?
G: Thats right punk bitch, I aint going nowhere, and you can't make me can you? Ha!
O: Well, no, I can't.....or, well, not that I can't, I'm the president of America, I could. But I wont.
G: I know you wont. Thats why I'm not leaving.
O: Who you like, UConn or Kentucky?
G: Probably Kentucky.
O: Yeah me too. So, whats up with Farrakhan? He's been moody lately?
G: Yeah, "Lil F" is like that. I gave him $5,000,000 in the 80's to build a black army to kill the jews and whites in America. He never did it though. That fool owes me my benjamins back.
O: Yeah, Lil F was like that when he was my neighbor in Chi-town. So, you positive you can't step down for me?
G: Thats right punk, I'm not stepping down! I'm rich biyatch!!!!!!! Holla!!! G-dog out!!!!
O: Hello? You still there? Hel...he.....hello? G? You there? That n***a hung up on me!
G: -------------------------------.
Ok. Thought I'd share. We'll see how this war plays out.
O: Ghaddafi, you gotta go.
G: No, I wont.
O: Maybe you didn't hear me, you must step down.
G: Um...no. I'm not.
O: Um.......are you sure?
G: Yeah.
O: Come on guy. I mean......dude, really, step down.
G: Make me......you pussy.
O: Dang. Um....aight. Well, what are you planning on doing next week?
G: Watching Butler vs VCU game. May call Farrakhan and holla for a minute.
O: Word. Well.....I gotta make a speech in a few days. You sure you wont step down?
G: Thats right punk bitch, I aint going nowhere, and you can't make me can you? Ha!
O: Well, no, I can't.....or, well, not that I can't, I'm the president of America, I could. But I wont.
G: I know you wont. Thats why I'm not leaving.
O: Who you like, UConn or Kentucky?
G: Probably Kentucky.
O: Yeah me too. So, whats up with Farrakhan? He's been moody lately?
G: Yeah, "Lil F" is like that. I gave him $5,000,000 in the 80's to build a black army to kill the jews and whites in America. He never did it though. That fool owes me my benjamins back.
O: Yeah, Lil F was like that when he was my neighbor in Chi-town. So, you positive you can't step down for me?
G: Thats right punk, I'm not stepping down! I'm rich biyatch!!!!!!! Holla!!! G-dog out!!!!
O: Hello? You still there? Hel...he.....hello? G? You there? That n***a hung up on me!
G: -------------------------------.
Ok. Thought I'd share. We'll see how this war plays out.