Obama analogy: Coach Obama

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    can't help but imagine a college football team coached by Obama. Coach Obama would blame every dropped pass, every fumble, every loss, every bad officiating call, every bad play call, he would blame each and every mishap on the previous coaching staff. Crowd noise distracted his QB. Wet grass made his players slip. Overinflated balls caused dropped passes. Inattention caused bad execution of plays. But the blame would never, ever ever lay on coach Obama.

    I can only imagine the ESPN interviews. He would blast officials and blame them for bad calls. He would say the loss is a "teachable moment" for the players who failed him. He would say fans need to be more patient. He would blame the previous coach for poor recruiting and poor discipline of players. He would blame his strength and conditioning coach for not having the players in shape. He would desperately try to blame the previous coach for making bad schedules vs great teams that he was contractually held to once he was hired. For the previous coach not installing artificial turf that his offense would've done better on. He would accuse the opposing coach of cheating.

    He would blame everyone else. Fans. Players. Officials. In the test-tube of leadership that is college football coaching, Barack Obama's leadership style would result in his being fired by the end of his second season. This president is not a leader. He has absolutely no leadership skill.
     
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    Well "Coach Obama" better show some improvement this year. He's coming off a really bad 2-14 season and almost midway through this year his team is winless.
     
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    JScott I check facts.

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    Except he did sign a 4 year contract and he would still be doing all this in year 4.
     
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    Only problem with your analogy is that Coach Obama came into the game with the score 49-0 against him...

    And YES that is the fault of the previous coach
     

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