Mojo2
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Number these in order of preference
Let's decide what WTF to call these and eliminate all the other names, PLEASE!
Bed Bands
Bed Sheet Garters
Bed Sheet Holders
Bedder Cover Keeper
Sheet Gripper Garters
Sheet Suspenders
Sheet Clips
Sheet Keepers
Sheet Grabbers
Sheet Holders
Sheet Straps
Sheet Staydowns
Sheet Mattress Corner Straps
Snug Straps
Sheet Grippers Fasteners Suspenders Straps
If you don't know what these are, they are all genuine product names for devices (priced from about $3.00 - $30.00) ALL OF THEM ARE DESIGNED TO DO THE SAME THING...
KEEP YOUR BED SHEETS IN PLACE AT NIGHT WHILE YOU SLEEP.
Here are two videos just to give you an idea of how varied the designs are.
This one, The Better Cover Keeper is actually designed to make bed making easier and quicker, but what the heck, I'll throw it in as well.
Many or mostly all of the names seem perfectly fine as they describe what the devices do.
My problem is there are so damn many of them you have to do several searches to survey the entire field of offerings to decide which product to buy.
And because there are so many different names I'd bet none of them are getting the lion's share of the business.
So why don't we help reduce the confusion and increase the sales for one or a few of these products by narrowing down the names which may not survive anyway over time.
Which one or two or three product names do you like best?
Name them in order of your preference.
Let's decide what WTF to call these and eliminate all the other names, PLEASE!
Bed Bands
Bed Sheet Garters
Bed Sheet Holders
Bedder Cover Keeper
Sheet Gripper Garters
Sheet Suspenders
Sheet Clips
Sheet Keepers
Sheet Grabbers
Sheet Holders
Sheet Straps
Sheet Staydowns
Sheet Mattress Corner Straps
Snug Straps
Sheet Grippers Fasteners Suspenders Straps
If you don't know what these are, they are all genuine product names for devices (priced from about $3.00 - $30.00) ALL OF THEM ARE DESIGNED TO DO THE SAME THING...
KEEP YOUR BED SHEETS IN PLACE AT NIGHT WHILE YOU SLEEP.
Here are two videos just to give you an idea of how varied the designs are.
This one, The Better Cover Keeper is actually designed to make bed making easier and quicker, but what the heck, I'll throw it in as well.
Many or mostly all of the names seem perfectly fine as they describe what the devices do.
My problem is there are so damn many of them you have to do several searches to survey the entire field of offerings to decide which product to buy.
And because there are so many different names I'd bet none of them are getting the lion's share of the business.
So why don't we help reduce the confusion and increase the sales for one or a few of these products by narrowing down the names which may not survive anyway over time.
Which one or two or three product names do you like best?
Name them in order of your preference.
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