"Nigeria in snow" Aircraft Carrier "Kuzia" is "worst Ever Put to Sea"

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what kind of a deal wants Trump to make with "Nigeria in snow" and its czar Vova Putler ? what can it give to the USA/Free world?
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Kuznetsov (other names : Brezhnev, Kuzia, swimming Dagestan, etc.)

Originally designed and built by the Soviet Union, Admiral Kuznetsov (as she was eventually called) was intended as a part of an evolutionary step to a modern fleet carrier. Her predecessors (the Kiev class) could only operate VSTOL (vertical and/or short take-off and landing) aircraft, but Kuznetsov possesses a ski-jump which enables her to launch conventional fighters. Intended primarily as a defensive carrier, Kuzentsov was supposed to give Soviet shipbuilders experience with modern carriers, while serving as a test-bed for the development of a conventional naval aviation wing.

The collapse of the Soviet Union also meant the collapse of funding for the carrier project. Laid down in 1983, she was not finally commissioned until 1995. Displacing 58,000 tons, she can theoretically make twenty-nine knots, and carry about forty aircraft. In 1996 she suffered a major breakdown, and was in repairs until 1998. Assigned to the Northern Fleet, she has periodically deployed to the Mediterranean, usually with great fanfare. In November 2016 she conducted her first active military operations, launching strikes against Syrian rebels. During the operation she lost two aircraft (one MiG-29K, and one Su-33) to accidents.

Whether because of poor construction or shoddy maintenance, Kuznetsov has struggled to remain in service, and has yet to make a meaningful military contribution to Russia’s security. Bringing her up to the standards of her half-sisters Liaoning and CVA-001 would likely require more investment than Russia is currently prepared to make to its carrier fleet."

5 Worst Aircraft Carriers Ever Put to Sea
 
"The aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov, Admiral of the Fleet of the Soviet Union Kuznetsov (he is also known as the Smoky Horror, Floating Smokehouse, Damaged Kuzya, Floating Shame, the Aircraft Bearer, the old name Leonid Brezhnev) is the first and only scary, unsightly and flawed in all the shit-aircraft carrier of the collective farm Scoop, and after and corrupt, Biblical Pidorakhi in which they practically do not build their own in this area, but only wear out the obsolete shit left by Sovka; smoky sky pohlesche any locomotive, a typical miracle of cotton technology, which became famous when everyone in the world mocked in October 2016th year during his smoky throughout Europe, a military campaign in Syria.

Was launched on December 4, 1987. Works on steam traction as steamships of the 19th century because in medieval Pidorach all backward (technology, culture, standard of living). As fuel used cow dumplings, coal mazut. There is a truth, one difference from a locomotive is steam turbines - 4 × 50 thousand horsepower with eight boilers and a total capacity of turbogenerators of 9 × 1500 kilowatts. In the fucking Sovke a second similar aircraft carrier was built, but fortunately, they did not manage to finish it and saw it on metal, so as not to be disgraced. This shame alone is enough to make the world ridiculous, but not entirely. There is another aircraft carrier, which was also built in Mordorskoye Sovk and got a freebie for asylum and these valiant asks (they call themselves the ancient Ukrainians and according to some sources they dug out the Black Sea) sold this trough to the Chinese, according to rumors for 25 million Baku rubles, two boxes of Chinese gorilka and three buns of fat. Chinayozi do not be as if he finished it and called Liaoning. And now kakly with the whole enlightened world neighing at the Chinese and the Russians. Kakla neighs out that they have gone mad (although they never had a mind) after they realized that the Chinas have been fiercely stuck with this deal, and the whole other tsivilized world is laughing at the fact that nothing else remains after the flights of Caliber with Caspian Sea to Syria. Enlightened and tsivilizovannym world is confident that Mordor certainly on his childish aircraft carrier on steam traction installed several dozen of these calibers. Kakly, though they assure the tsivilized world that these calibres are fake, and if the real ones also fly on fuel oil and steam traction, and maybe on cow's cakes like this mountain ship. This miserable raft miraculously kept afloat became widely known to the world community in October 2016, when he went on a campaign against the shores of Syria. At the sight of such a "formidable raychey cruiser", NATO soldiers begin to piss ... The truth is from laughter from seeing this floating katyasha struggling hard trying to inspire them with fear.

The thing is that in October 2016, during its military campaign in Syria, this "Titanic" (in terms of technology level is exactly where the Titanic) of the Russian fleet, like a large factory of the beginning of the industrial era, like a volcano smoked all the sky and thereby ridiculed the whole of Europe, and with it the whole world. Smoke as a volcano is only the tip of the iceberg of a total fucking "Admiral Kuznetsov"! Behind this rusty vessel, when it sails, there is still a huge trail of fuel oil running along the water. Apparently, this rotten barge was originally intended to fight with the environment, only it manages to cope with these combat tasks.

Looking at this floating shit polluting everything around, many townsfolk asked themselves: "And how did the Europeans let this monster into the Mediterranean Sea dirty? It will definitely be an environmental disaster. " For sure, the officials paid a large bribe to the officials to sketch. Smacky of the incredible kopati, the races circus came. Meet and laugh with all your heart, for this is the combat fleet of the Great Country, the real Super Power.

The Spanish tacts generally at first allowed the stop of the Russian squadron in the port of Ceuta, already for 6 days. However, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Spain is crapping for its ecology, and most of all from the screams and yelps of NATO homosexual Jens Stoltenberg and most feared for their dope began to make strange requests and express concern. The Britons in general promised the Spaniards to fool a dope into the British flag for their help to the Russian Navy. In general, everything was fun (except the Spaniards covering their dope).

The stupid patriotic cotton wool is not discouraged and says: "But Russia has the only aircraft carrier in the world on coal. Exaggerate and jealous, Pindos! "Yes indeed, NATO is shocked! As the dinosaurs quietly wipe their tears looking at this aircraft carrier and rejoice, remembering about the famous saying that although it's cheap, they sold scoundrel cynics, otherwise this ship would ruin their great country, Kaklandia, because now fuel oil is not enough even to warm it up.

A funny razeyski aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov during his campaign so smoked that the observers of this spectacle thought that he suddenly caught fire. Some enthusiasts at that time took bets. Will this feeble trough reach the shores of Syria, or will it sink / light up along the way? In general, these" Адмирал Кузнецов (авианосец)/либеральная версия — Lukomore — свободная энциклопедия
 

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