Next time I fly and are examined by the TSA...

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    I'm going to have a change of clothes in my carryon bag and a full bladder when going though the detector.

    Then, upon exam, I will relax my urethral sphincter.
     
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    You have a very extreme fantasy life.

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    In other words, no change from your normal procedures, correct?
     
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    Yes.

    Except I will refrain from shitting myself.
     
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    He's just plain weird... :cuckoo:
     
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    The general population thanks you for your future anal discharge restraint...
     
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    Next time I fly and are examined ...



    Terrible grammar, Doc. :lol: Just sayin'...
     
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    Docs ain't good at grammar or maff.
     

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