Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida

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Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida
POLITICS· Sep 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a power grid emergency due to energy usage being at a 5-year high. Still, Newsom has assured everyone that they will have plenty of electricity to spare as soon as everyone leaves the state to live in Florida instead.
"Everyone, I understand your frustration, but by the end of the year with everyone leaving California, we're gonna cut our energy usage in half!" explained Governor Newsom. "In fact, so many are headed for Florida that the few of us who remain will be able to do cool stuff like use air conditioning and charge iPhones!"


Newsom explained that he's optimistic that as more and more abandon the unlivable, unaffordable mess he's making out of California, this will create a surplus in all resources for all who remain.
"Look, folks, anyone willing to stoop so low as to move to a state with plentiful energy, strong education, and safe neighborhoods without hundreds of homeless is not Californian at all," added Newsom. "And to people like that, we say GOOD RIDDANCE!"
At publishing time, Gavin Newsom realized he'd made a huge mistake as the only people left in California were now himself and 200,000 homeless people.

Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida

 

[AZrailwhale]

Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida
POLITICS· Sep 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a power grid emergency due to energy usage being at a 5-year high. Still, Newsom has assured everyone that they will have plenty of electricity to spare as soon as everyone leaves the state to live in Florida instead.
"Everyone, I understand your frustration, but by the end of the year with everyone leaving California, we're gonna cut our energy usage in half!" explained Governor Newsom. "In fact, so many are headed for Florida that the few of us who remain will be able to do cool stuff like use air conditioning and charge iPhones!"


Newsom explained that he's optimistic that as more and more abandon the unlivable, unaffordable mess he's making out of California, this will create a surplus in all resources for all who remain.
"Look, folks, anyone willing to stoop so low as to move to a state with plentiful energy, strong education, and safe neighborhoods without hundreds of homeless is not Californian at all," added Newsom. "And to people like that, we say GOOD RIDDANCE!"
At publishing time, Gavin Newsom realized he'd made a huge mistake as the only people left in California were now himself and 200,000 homeless people.

Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida

This might be satire, but the actions of the elite in California certainly add credence to the idea. It looks like they want to drive everybody except the rich and the very poor who are necessary to serve them out of the state. I can’t really blame them, California is the most beautiful state in the Union, it’s just overcrowded.

 

[Flash]

Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida
POLITICS· Sep 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a power grid emergency due to energy usage being at a 5-year high. Still, Newsom has assured everyone that they will have plenty of electricity to spare as soon as everyone leaves the state to live in Florida instead.
"Everyone, I understand your frustration, but by the end of the year with everyone leaving California, we're gonna cut our energy usage in half!" explained Governor Newsom. "In fact, so many are headed for Florida that the few of us who remain will be able to do cool stuff like use air conditioning and charge iPhones!"


Newsom explained that he's optimistic that as more and more abandon the unlivable, unaffordable mess he's making out of California, this will create a surplus in all resources for all who remain.
"Look, folks, anyone willing to stoop so low as to move to a state with plentiful energy, strong education, and safe neighborhoods without hundreds of homeless is not Californian at all," added Newsom. "And to people like that, we say GOOD RIDDANCE!"
At publishing time, Gavin Newsom realized he'd made a huge mistake as the only people left in California were now himself and 200,000 homeless people.

Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida

The thing is that The Babylon Bee's satire usually turns into real news.

That is actually a great point. With 1500 middle class people moving out of Commie California every day why are they having problems supplying electricity?

The only answer is that they are being back filled by Illegals.

 

[AZrailwhale]

The thing is that The Babylon Bee's satire usually turns into real news.

That is actually a great point. With 1500 middle class people moving out of Commie California every day why are they having problems supplying electricity?

The only answer is that they are being back filled by Illegals.

Yep the taxpayers are leaving and the tax users are immigrating. How could anything bad happen with that.

 

[Muhammed]

Of course many people are reluctant to move to Florida because of "Florida man".

They don't want their face to be eaten by a cannibal.

The Seminole injuns theorized that it's an ancient spirit witch they called "Stikini" that has the ability to possess and control animals, Usually an owl, deer or wolf. But sometimes it can possess a human and make them cannibalize another human and eat their face.

Florida man in face-eating attack believed he was 'half-man, half-dog,' doctor says

A forensic psychologist says a former college student believed he was "half-dog, half-man" when he fatally attacked a man and woman.

www.clickorlando.com

'Bath Salts' Drug Suspected In Miami Face-Eating Attack

The drug has been linked to other crimes in which the suspect becomes irrational and violent. In some ways, they're a "walking dead person," according to the president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police.

www.npr.org

 

[Concerned American]

Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida
POLITICS· Sep 6, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a power grid emergency due to energy usage being at a 5-year high. Still, Newsom has assured everyone that they will have plenty of electricity to spare as soon as everyone leaves the state to live in Florida instead.
"Everyone, I understand your frustration, but by the end of the year with everyone leaving California, we're gonna cut our energy usage in half!" explained Governor Newsom. "In fact, so many are headed for Florida that the few of us who remain will be able to do cool stuff like use air conditioning and charge iPhones!"


Newsom explained that he's optimistic that as more and more abandon the unlivable, unaffordable mess he's making out of California, this will create a surplus in all resources for all who remain.
"Look, folks, anyone willing to stoop so low as to move to a state with plentiful energy, strong education, and safe neighborhoods without hundreds of homeless is not Californian at all," added Newsom. "And to people like that, we say GOOD RIDDANCE!"
At publishing time, Gavin Newsom realized he'd made a huge mistake as the only people left in California were now himself and 200,000 homeless people.

Newsom Promises There Will Be Enough Electricity For All Californians After Everyone Moves To Florida

Is that his advisor whispering in his ear?

 

[Pete7469]

Is that his advisor whispering in his ear?

No, just a bear licking the wax build up out.

 

[themirrorthief]

Of course many people are reluctant to move to Florida because of "Florida man".

They don't want their face to be eaten by a cannibal.

The Seminole injuns theorized that it's an ancient spirit witch they called "Stikini" that has the ability to possess and control animals, Usually an owl, deer or wolf. But sometimes it can possess a human and make them cannibalize another human and eat their face.

Florida man in face-eating attack believed he was 'half-man, half-dog,' doctor says

A forensic psychologist says a former college student believed he was "half-dog, half-man" when he fatally attacked a man and woman.

www.clickorlando.com

'Bath Salts' Drug Suspected In Miami Face-Eating Attack

The drug has been linked to other crimes in which the suspect becomes irrational and violent. In some ways, they're a "walking dead person," according to the president of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police.

www.npr.org

man, where do I get what you are smoking

 

[Pete7469]

Bed wetting leftists had become caricatures of stupid at alarming rates, and increasing levels since the 90's. That's why moonbats have "cancelled" anyone in entertainment/media that has ridiculed them to the best ability of freakishly retarded SJW's for around a decade now.

 

[Pete7469]

man, where do I get what you are smoking

Colorado.