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    Let me introduce myself by telling you about how even and white my teeth are, both top AND bottom. I think my main motivation for becoming a political critic is the terrible state of politician's teeth, particularly the bottom set. This appears to be particularly prevalent among Right-Wingers such as Giuliani, and Paul Rand. I hope to discover what causes such evident oral rotting.
     
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    You mean like this?

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    or this

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    Those are two Democrat State Senators from Californicate.
     
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    I have perfect teeth.
     
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    And these are the two gentlemen's horses they rode in on.

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    Bad Joke


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    Do you want x rays today?

    We recommend political flossing twice a day.
     
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    Another lib x thing ....makes ya go hhhmmmmm
     
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    WTF?! :omg: :wine:

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    Um :omg: :scared1:

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    I was in Palm Beach a few days ago, having breakfast at the Four Seasons with this perfect looking woman with her perfect looking teeth and eating $15 toast, wondering "How the hell do you get such perfect white teeth?" She came across as an empty, shallow, corporate vessel. But then, we started talking about investing, and what her firm was doing with all our money, and I thought, "OK, this is cool."

    And that's my teeth story.




    Oh, and welcome to the OP, who is probably a sock.
     
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    Do you take them out at night?
     
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