New National Symbol-the Condom

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    Official Announcement: The Bush Administration today announced that it is changing America's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the current situation.

    A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
    generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
    while you're actually being screwed.
     
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    Better a condom than a cigar.....
     
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    I never use condoms, but I'm smoking a nice Cuban right now.
    :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
     
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    Go ahead, support that Cuban lunatic dictator, see what I care!!!!
     
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    The best is always good enough for me, and Cuban cigars are the best. Sorry!
     
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    Just for that... I'm eating lots of bean burritos and make some greenhouse gasses!!!!

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
     
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    I prefer Onyx Reserve myself.

    With a nice glass of tequila.

    The Cubans are a bit over-rated. Give me a pre-Castro Cuban and I'm there. Everything after...not impressed.
     
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    Onyx are very nice, but you can't beat a Partagas Lusitania or a Ramon Allones Coronas Gigantes.
     
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    I'd rather have a blunt, and I don't care where it came from.
     
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    I prefer beer.
     

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