New names...

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    Have fun! Jeff (aka Greasy Apple-Butt)


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    The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

    Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
    a = poopsie
    b = lumpy
    c = buttercup
    d = gadget
    e = crusty
    f = greasy
    g = fluffy
    h = cheeseball
    i = chim-chim
    j = stinky
    k = flunky
    l = boobie
    m = pinky
    n = zippy
    o = goober
    p = doofus
    q = slimy
    r = loopy
    s = snotty
    t = tootie
    u = dorkey
    v = squeezit
    w = oprah
    x = skipper
    y = dinky
    z = zsa-zsa

    Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = apple
    b = toilet
    c = giggle
    d = burger
    e = girdle
    f = barf
    g = lizard
    h = waffle
    i = cootie
    j = monkey
    k = potty
    l = liver
    m = banana
    n = rhino
    o = bubble
    p = hamster
    q = toad
    r = gizzard
    s = pizza
    t = gerbil
    u = chicken
    v = pickle
    w = chuckle
    x = tofu
    y = gorilla
    z = stinker

    Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
    a = axhead
    b = mouth
    c = face
    d = nose
    e = tush
    f = breath
    g = pants
    h = shorts
    i = lips
    j = honker
    k = butt
    l = brain
    m = tushie
    n = chunks
    o = hiney
    p = biscuits
    q = toes
    r = buns
    s = fanny
    t = sniffer
    u = sprinkles
    v = kisser
    w = squirt
    x = humperdink
    y = brains
    z = juice
     
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    Funny.

    Joz=poopsie bubble-sniffer

    Musicman=crusty liver-hiney
     
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    Pinky chicken juice :D
     
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    zippy bubble axhead...:laugh:
     
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    Jmarie-zippy bubble chunks..how cool is that?:mm: :banana:
     
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    John= cheeseball toilet-mouth (go figure)

    and to comment....

    chinks is right...lol

    chicken juice? FREAKS!!
     
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    you see, mine reflect my profane language skill... well whatever you call it...but how exactly do you make shicken juice anyway?
     
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    Loopy Applelips :)
     
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    applelips?!
    you sure do have a pretty mouth... squeel like a pig
     
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    Goober girdle brain
     

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