1. Why did Disney World fail in Japan? Nobody was tall enough to go on the good rides. 2. Why didn't Hitler drink Vodka? It made him mean. 3. Why don't they make a stamp with Al Sharpton on it? Nobody would know which side to spit on. 4. Why don't the cheerleaders in San Francisco wear short skirts? Because when they sit down, their balls hang out. 5. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.