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    1. Why did Disney World fail in Japan?


    Nobody was tall enough to go on the good rides.



    2. Why didn't Hitler drink Vodka?


    It made him mean.


    3. Why don't they make a stamp with Al Sharpton on it?


    Nobody would know which side to spit on.


    4. Why don't the cheerleaders in San Francisco wear short skirts?


    Because when they sit down, their balls hang out.


    5. Why don't women blink during foreplay?


    They don't have time.
     
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    Gotta love #5! hahahha
     
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    I hear ya..:thup:
     
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    Why is it, most women feel that way about #5?
     
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    what is foreplay? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
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    Something guys don't know how to do right...:p: :thup:
     
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    Thats not true. Just because we dont want it to last for 50 years doesnt mean we dont do it right!
     
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    Q: What is Jewish foreplay?



    A: Six months of begging.
     

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