OK, so MOST "Progressives" are anti-religion but not all are completely comfortable with being Godless. So now a small town in Alaska has recognized a church tailor-made for them. Kenai Assembly's prayer list broadens after policy change Yes, Boys, Girls and Undecided....now you can enroll in the Officially Recognized: (quoted material in blue) Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The list of people signed up to deliver invocations to the Kenai Peninsula Borough Assembly includes Christian pastors, atheists and a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Nearly all of the 20 spots for 2019 have been filled after the borough Assembly adopted a new policy in November, allowing any borough resident to submit a written request to offer an invocation, the Anchorage Daily News reported this week. One might but imagine the rituals. Sprinklings of tomato sauce for Baptism? Decorating the worship space with garlands of linguini? "Beads" of strung elbow macaroni feverishly fingered?