New BBQ restaurant violates civil rights

[chanel]

 

[Shogun]

since the guy in this article is retarded as fuck I'll go ahead and take the opportunity to make a tasty suggestion for bbq sauce.. (not only is my father in law a distro but it's some damn fine sauce. Try some today!)

Blues Hog Barbecue Company | It Sticks To Your Meat!

 

[xotoxi]

This is why we need a loser pay legal system

As always, CF is CORRECT!!!

 

[xotoxi]

I also developed a hemorrhoid the size of a walnut after all that barbecue!

While some might say TMI...I'm going to buck the trend and say MIP (More Information, Please).

 

[jillian]

This guy must be rdean in real life.

Del Ray Attorney Ed Ablard is challenging the restaurant as a violation of his civil rights. Because the gas-fueled smoker will release particulate matter into the air, his suit charges, his civil rights will be violated.

I don't know about most people around this forum, but where I come from smelling BBQ is a sign of summer and it would violate my civil rights not to smell it.

He charges that the restaurant will “provide a clubhouse for conservative persons to gather to drink until late hours and thereby form a barrier against the encroachment of persons of color …”

Because we all know that conservatives are 99% white, and 90% Christian. And nobody but whites like BBQ.

Ablard, a white man who is representing himself in the case, is a member of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People and the Alexandria Society for the Preservation of Black History…

“Plaintiff believes … that he is representative of a class of persons who are persons with colored skin, persons whose ancestry stems from the importation of slaves and free emigration to the United States … ” the complaint explains.

A white man who thinks he represents colored people? Isn't that just like liberals today, they think they know more about being people of color that actual people of color.



Lawsuit of the Day: White Man Claims BBQ Joint Violates His Civil Rights Above the Law: A Legal Tabloid - News, Gossip, and Colorful Commentary on Law Firms and the Legal Profession


If this is not rdean it must be his soul mate.

i think the techincal legal term for the suit is messhuganah.

 

[syrenn]

i think the techincal legal term for the suit is messhuganah.

messhuganah, i love that word!

 

[Skull Pilot]

His lawsuit has merit. Here's the problem:

I live on the banks of the Ohio River and not in the heart of barbecue country. But even I know that red oak or hickory are to fuel smokers. Gas may be used to start the fire, but gas imparts no flavor to smoked meats.

If someone tried to palm off barbecue as meat smoked by gas, I'd sue too.

I'm partial to a hickory maple charcoal blend myself.

MMMMM Smoky, sweet and spicy BBQ.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but barbecue is smoking meats, charcoal is grilling meats.

I had a project in Montgomery, Alabama once. the second portion of the project was in Birmingham. I had a weekend to drive north from Montgomery to Birmingham and i took the back roads. My expense account receipts showed I had hit damn near every little roadside barbecue between the capitol and Birmingham!



I also developed a hemorrhoid the size of a walnut after all that barbecue!

I have a Big Green Egg I can set up for indirect heat and a pit control system that will hold the charcoal fire at a perfect 220 degrees. I'll add some soaked wood to the coals sometimes as well.

 

[Nosmo King]

I also developed a hemorrhoid the size of a walnut after all that barbecue!

While some might say TMI...I'm going to buck the trend and say MIP (More Information, Please).

It's a word of warning! All things in moderation.

 

[bodecea]

This guy must be rdean in real life.

Del Ray Attorney Ed Ablard is challenging the restaurant as a violation of his civil rights. Because the gas-fueled smoker will release particulate matter into the air, his suit charges, his civil rights will be violated.

I don't know about most people around this forum, but where I come from smelling BBQ is a sign of summer and it would violate my civil rights not to smell it.

He charges that the restaurant will “provide a clubhouse for conservative persons to gather to drink until late hours and thereby form a barrier against the encroachment of persons of color …”

Because we all know that conservatives are 99% white, and 90% Christian. And nobody but whites like BBQ.

Ablard, a white man who is representing himself in the case, is a member of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People and the Alexandria Society for the Preservation of Black History…

“Plaintiff believes … that he is representative of a class of persons who are persons with colored skin, persons whose ancestry stems from the importation of slaves and free emigration to the United States … ” the complaint explains.

A white man who thinks he represents colored people? Isn't that just like liberals today, they think they know more about being people of color that actual people of color.



Lawsuit of the Day: White Man Claims BBQ Joint Violates His Civil Rights Above the Law: A Legal Tabloid - News, Gossip, and Colorful Commentary on Law Firms and the Legal Profession


If this is not rdean it must be his soul mate.

Phil's Barbeque here in San Diego had to spend tons of money to "scrub" their BBQ smoke and now they building a new one here in North County and it's taking forever to open because they have to refit everything to "scrub" the BBQ smoke.

 

[Nosmo King]

I'm partial to a hickory maple charcoal blend myself.

MMMMM Smoky, sweet and spicy BBQ.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but barbecue is smoking meats, charcoal is grilling meats.

I had a project in Montgomery, Alabama once. the second portion of the project was in Birmingham. I had a weekend to drive north from Montgomery to Birmingham and i took the back roads. My expense account receipts showed I had hit damn near every little roadside barbecue between the capitol and Birmingham!



I also developed a hemorrhoid the size of a walnut after all that barbecue!

I have a Big Green Egg I can set up for indirect heat and a pit control system that will hold the charcoal fire at a perfect 220 degrees. I'll add some soaked wood to the coals sometimes as well.

Nice! I spent some time in the Houston, Texas area (Baytown to be specific). One of the subcontractors on my project was a barbecuer (watch spell check go nuts with "barbecuer"!).

Anyway, he built his third portable smoker while I was there. He said he could control the heat inside his smoker to within 10 degrees Fahrenheit. He made brisket in the east Texas style. I bought three of them and had them flash frozen and shipped home for Christmas!

I know the proper exclamation for east Texas smoked meats is "Yee Haa!" But my Pittsburgh upbringing has me shout "Oh yeah!"

 

[Skull Pilot]

Not to put too fine a point on it, but barbecue is smoking meats, charcoal is grilling meats.

I had a project in Montgomery, Alabama once. the second portion of the project was in Birmingham. I had a weekend to drive north from Montgomery to Birmingham and i took the back roads. My expense account receipts showed I had hit damn near every little roadside barbecue between the capitol and Birmingham!



I also developed a hemorrhoid the size of a walnut after all that barbecue!

I have a Big Green Egg I can set up for indirect heat and a pit control system that will hold the charcoal fire at a perfect 220 degrees. I'll add some soaked wood to the coals sometimes as well.

Nice! I spent some time in the Houston, Texas area (Baytown to be specific). One of the subcontractors on my project was a barbecuer (watch spell check go nuts with "barbecuer"!).

Anyway, he built his third portable smoker while I was there. He said he could control the heat inside his smoker to within 10 degrees Fahrenheit. He made brisket in the east Texas style. I bought three of them and had them flash frozen and shipped home for Christmas!

I know the proper exclamation for east Texas smoked meats is "Yee Haa!" But my Pittsburgh upbringing has me shout "Oh yeah!"

Low and slow is the only way to go.

 

[manifold]

This stuff is the shit!

true story

 

[Quantum Windbag]

His lawsuit has merit. Here's the problem:

Because the gas-fueled smoker

I live on the banks of the Ohio River and not in the heart of barbecue country. But even I know that red oak or hickory are to fuel smokers. Gas may be used to start the fire, but gas imparts no flavor to smoked meats.

If someone tried to palm off barbecue as meat smoked by gas, I'd sue too.

I missed that part. Mesquite is the best for BBQ, and has the advantage that people will actually pay you to chop it down if you live in the right part of the country.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

I know this isn't the major thrust of your thread, but this one caught my eye. Obviously, conservatives are not 99% white. But, just out of curiosity - how many black conservatives have you met?

I've met hundreds of black conservatives. So what's your point?

First off, I flat don't believe you on this one. Secondly, I believe that the vast majority of black people in this country vote Democratic.

Vast majority would still leave millions who do not vote that way.

 

[AkronGuy]

Because we all know that conservatives are 99% white, and 90% Christian. And nobody but whites like BBQ.

I know this isn't the major thrust of your thread, but this one caught my eye. Obviously, conservatives are not 99% white. But, just out of curiosity - how many black conservatives have you met?

I'd say most blacks are conservative. But conservative and Republican don't go hand in hand considering most Democrats are conservatives as well.

 

[AkronGuy]

I know this isn't the major thrust of your thread, but this one caught my eye. Obviously, conservatives are not 99% white. But, just out of curiosity - how many black conservatives have you met?

I've met hundreds of black conservatives. So what's your point?

First off, I flat don't believe you on this one. Secondly, I believe that the vast majority of black people in this country vote Democratic.

Just because a person is a Democrat that doesn't mean they're liberal.