Nasa finds Jesus?

[HaShev]

Nasa Study says that brown dwarfs, sometimes called
'failed stars,' can produce powerful auroras.
The failed fallen morning star Jesus who appeared as a powerful Luciferous Aurora to Paul and Constantine is said to be
**only 4'6" -a dwarf.

**The measure of his height which is given as 15 palms and a half, is roughly
4 feet 6 inches.

**note; this also closes the stupid
Shroud of Turin debate, since the shroud is of a 6' man and Jews of that era were generally only 5' tall and didn't glow in the dark like some phosphorus luminary.

 

[hobelim]

Nasa Study says that brown dwarfs, sometimes called
'failed stars,' can produce powerful auroras.
The failed fallen morning star Jesus who appeared as a powerful Luciferous Aurora to Paul and Constantine is said to be
**only 4'6" -a dwarf.

**The measure of his height which is given as 15 palms and a half, is roughly
4 feet 6 inches.

**note; this also closes the stupid
Shroud of Turin debate, since the shroud is of a 6' man and Jews of that era were generally only 5' tall and didn't glow in the dark like some phosphorus luminary.

You must have never seen the Jesus nebula.....

http://ep.yimg.com/ay/skyimage/jesus-nebula-9.jpg

 

[HaShev]

*L* That was funny, but the sad thing is someone will pawn that off as real.

 

[shimon]

so was that a dwarf star...as for the jesus nebula pretty clever and considering the ancients always placed their idols in constelations not so far fetched either...interesting non the less...

 

[HaShev]

Well history channel just showed a ufo sighting case where eyewitness reported the ones who came from the sky were only 3 1/2 '-4' tall, so Jesus is pretty tall for an Alien they describe him to be in mythology.