My wife knows..

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  1. Skull Pilot
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    how to talk dirty.

    My lovely wife just said the sexiest thing to me yesterday.

    She looked at me with those big green eyes of hers and said, "Baby, why don't you buy a new truck?"
     
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    Hopefully, you didn't misunderstand her saying "Baby, why don't I try a new fuck?"
     
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    LOL Make sure it is American.
     
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    you're easy.
     
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    And you said "That endeavor would not be fiscally prudent at this juncture."
     
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    Yeah too bad the economy is so bad that he cant afford a new truck.
     
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    My wife told me the other day that Drew Brees would kill the cover two.
     
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    I cant wait to see how the stock of GM does tomarrow
     
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    Does this mean you'll have to get a bra for the truck?
     
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    O! New truck!

    Lucky Skull Pilot....what color ya gonna get?

    (Buy American, if there still are any.)


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