My Wife Just Caught Me Looking At Porn!

[JW Frogen]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

 

[dilloduck]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

You should have known better than to go to her web site, fool !!!

 

[Sarah G]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

Give it up guy, it'll be over before you know it..

 

[Douger]

Tell her if you pick the movie she has to act it out EXACTLY.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Cut the grass or get up close and personal with the wife... I'd go for the hugging and kissing myself but if you would rather not, and you don't want to cut grass, offer to take her shopping at Wal-Mart.

 

[Samson]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

Lawn Mowing, Carpet Cleaning, Oil Change.......

Whatever melts her butter.

 

[xotoxi]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

PORN???

There's PORN on the internet?

FANCY THAT!

 

[Big Black Dog]

When I go to porn sites, it gets my computer all flustered and it doesn't work well for about an hour.

 

[rdean]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

Tell her it was "political research" and you were looking at Bush's former press agent:

 

[JW Frogen]

When I go to porn sites, it gets my computer all flustered and it doesn't work well for about an hour.

You must wear protection when you go in these places.

 

[JW Frogen]

Tell her it was "political research" and you were looking at Bush's former press agent:

I once had a very erotic dream that involved Dick Cheney wearing an executioner's hood.

 

[manu1959]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

Tell her it was "political research" and you were looking at Bush's former press agent:

homophobic are we....

 

[American Horse]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

If it's pictures of her, it's not porn.

While lying on the couch with my wife watching TV, I picked up her I-phone to check on USMB posts, and quit it while viewing a Manifold post.
When she turned it back on to check her business emails she said "A woman's butt just popped up at me!"

 

[LuckyDan]

Now I can not claim I am not in the mood and she wants sex.

Quick, get me out of this!

An emergency lawn mowing?

You were studying.

Ask her where she thinks all that sweet, sweet love came from.*

Ask her did she think it just happened!? Tell her you are dedicated to her happiness, that it that takes work,and thought, and study.

And why wasn't she bringing you a beer? Huh? What about THAT!

Of course if there is no sweet, sweet love to which to refer - skip that bit.

 

[sparky]

yeah, that and just point to the monitor and say " I was thinking that looked like a really hot idea hon'........

 

[LuckyDan]

yeah, that and just point to the monitor and say " I was thinking that looked like a really hot idea hon'........

"I googled 'How do I make her happy' and do you know what? This filth popped up! The google people are about to get a very nast email'

 

[eagleseven]

There comes a time in a mans life when mowing the lawn is more attractive then sex?

I gotta die young!

 

[JW Frogen]

There comes a time in a mans life when mowing the lawn is more attractive then sex?

I gotta die young!

As aging Spok would tell you, "live long and suffer."

 

[JW Frogen]

Still, I am only 45.

Which in dog-howling-drunk-years is 409.

 

[eagleseven]

Still, I am only 45.

Which in dog-howling-drunk-years is 409.

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