My grandfathers LIED to me!!!

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    When we used to visit my grandfather with the French last name in Massachusetts, and we would look out at the ocean, he always told me that if I looked really closely, I could see France.

    When we used to visit my grandfather with the English last name in Maine, and we would look out at the ocean, he always told me that if I looked really closely, I could see England.

    But today, I discovered the truth with the help of Google Earth.

    When I look out at the ocean from my town in Maine, if I look really closely, I can see Guyana.

    THOSE BASTARDS!!! :evil:
     
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    I can see the Sun and the Moon from my house. Though not at the same time, obviously.
     
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    When I'm on a beach I can see Rio, in my heart
     
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    From my front yard, I can see Mexico....




    my neighbor's dog just took a crap
     
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    Sometimes you can, you just have to know where to look and have your eyes open
     
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    Right now, all I see from my yard is corn. Lots and lots of corn. However, that is going to change pretty soon.
     
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    Ooooh.

    Can you send me some?
     
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    So you need my address or something?
     

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