My first date with a woman who is not my ex-wife in over 30 years...

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    No, I am a Christian, which is why Catholicism makes no sense. Marry a woman, sleep with her for years, have a couple of kids, and then divorce her when it gets old. Apply for an annulment and everyone pretends it never happened.

    Such bullshit s the reason Protestant religions flourished.
     
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    My data point with my two lovely nieces is that they make great wives.

    However, if they were unmarried and 52 years old I would probably have another data point for a different conclusion.
     
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    I would demand a refund.
     
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    Good for her.
     
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    Did she order a bowl of hay and some carrots?
     
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    They were just trying to get you laid, to break the ice. Horse chicks are always hot to trot.
     
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    Well, most of them are pretty well hung.
     
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    I’m very allergic to cigarette smoke. I can’t be around someone who smokes or ride in a car driven by a smoker. It triggers asthma attacks. I made this very clear in my profile.

    I had men contact me who were smokers.
     
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    MY TRUE LOVE

    I finally met my true love,
    No one could ask for more.
    Shes deaf and mute and oversexed,
    And owns a liquor store.
     
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    Lotsa luck there, Rook. Don't know how to put this without sounding mean but...you seem a bit "high maintenance", like you have bigger tits and a fancier dress than the wimminz.

    :21::boobies::21:
     

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