My BMW

NOBama

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Sep 23, 2008
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A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself:
♫ I love my BMW, I love my BMW ♫

Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
 

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