Most fun event of the weekend

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    We're getting ready for bed. Kids are in their jammies, the oven is cleaned, things are put away.

    So I let the dog out for her nightly before beddie bye time. She rushes out the door and tangles with what I thought was our black and white kitty on our enclosed porch, while I watched through the screen door.

    Guess what? Not a kitty. A fucking skunk. Sprayed right through the screen, into the living room. Could see the lovely mist descending as my children rushed to the screen to see what was going on.

    Our evening ended with a 4-way shower. The only tomato juice I have comes in the form of two big cans of Hunt's spaghetti sauce. The dog escaped the shower once to spray tomato juice all over our bathroom. Mounds of laundry.

    Thankfully, it was a little skunk, and not much spray. I'm getting used to it now. It seems to have cleared up my head cold.
     
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    Oddly, I no longer feel like sneezing. I feel a little high, though.
     
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    I am now wearing my sexy nighty, because it's what I have left after having my regular pjs sprayed.

    I'm a sexy, wet, middle aged woman who is in a house that reeks of skunkage.
     
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    :eusa_eh:

    :lol:


    Sorry - but you painted quite a picture.
     
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    Allie's phone number is BR459. lol
     
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    Geez the fun never stops at your place. :D
     
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    Holy SHIT AB... the stories you tell... you need to write a freakin' BOOK woman... you'll be RICH... :eusa_eh:
     
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    Unfortunately, a book needs some sort of theme. What would mine be? Life is smelly and has many children?
     
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    It worked famously for Erma Bombeck. ;)
     
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    so you got some good pot, do ya?:razz:
     

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