"Molecules of Freedom"

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US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'

America is the land of freedom, as any politician will be happy to tell you. What you don’t hear quite so often is that the stuff under the land is also apparently made of freedom as well. That is, at least according to a news release this week from the Department of Energy (DoE).

Mark W Menezes, the US undersecretary of energy, bestowed a peculiar honorific on our continent’s natural resources, dubbing it “freedom gas” in a release touting the DoE’s approval of increased exports of natural gas produced by a Freeport LNG terminal off the coast of Texas.

“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy,” he said.

Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.
 
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US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'

America is the land of freedom, as any politician will be happy to tell you. What you don’t hear quite so often is that the stuff under the land is also apparently made of freedom as well. That is, at least according to a news release this week from the Department of Energy (DoE).

Mark W Menezes, the US undersecretary of energy, bestowed a peculiar honorific on our continent’s natural resources, dubbing it “freedom gas” in a release touting the DoE’s approval of increased exports of natural gas produced by a Freeport LNG terminal off the coast of Texas.

“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy,” he said.

Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.

We're selling FOSSIL FUELS to France

hahahahhaaaaaaaaahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'

America is the land of freedom, as any politician will be happy to tell you. What you don’t hear quite so often is that the stuff under the land is also apparently made of freedom as well. That is, at least according to a news release this week from the Department of Energy (DoE).

Mark W Menezes, the US undersecretary of energy, bestowed a peculiar honorific on our continent’s natural resources, dubbing it “freedom gas” in a release touting the DoE’s approval of increased exports of natural gas produced by a Freeport LNG terminal off the coast of Texas.

“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy,” he said.

Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.

We're selling FOSSIL FUELS to France

hahahahhaaaaaaaaahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Nope - you are selling them "molecules of freedom".
 
US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'


Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.

Yeah, in an administration headed by a juvenile lout, a growing number of juvenile louts in high office will confuse "sticking it to 'em" with governing. "'em" would be, in this case, the tree huggers and other enviro-nuts.

With just a tiny bit of imagination you can "see" them gloating while cooking up their next insult to intelligence, and gloating even more over the outrage - OUTRAGE - over the last insult, and you can bet the farm the Trumpletons will join. Such is their deplorable imbecility.
 
US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'


Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.

Yeah, in an administration headed by a juvenile lout, a growing number of juvenile louts in high office will confuse "sticking it to 'em" with governing. "'em" would be, in this case, the tree huggers and other enviro-nuts.

With just a tiny bit of imagination you can "see" them gloating while cooking up their next insult to intelligence, and gloating even more over the outrage - OUTRAGE - over the last insult, and you can bet the farm the Trumpletons will join. Such is their deplorable imbecility.

Welp, I laughed out loud all the way through this post. So thanks for that
 
US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'


Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.

Yeah, in an administration headed by a juvenile lout, a growing number of juvenile louts in high office will confuse "sticking it to 'em" with governing. "'em" would be, in this case, the tree huggers and other enviro-nuts.

With just a tiny bit of imagination you can "see" them gloating while cooking up their next insult to intelligence, and gloating even more over the outrage - OUTRAGE - over the last insult, and you can bet the farm the Trumpletons will join. Such is their deplorable imbecility.
You are overlooking the essential majesty of the language and the undaunted courage it takes to sell gas in European Sharia Shitholes.
 
You are overlooking the essential majesty of the language and the undaunted courage it takes to sell gas in European Sharia Shitholes.

Interesting. While I like the sound of "essential majesty of the language", I also find that this majesty has been dented, defaced, and disfigured in the age of Twitter and FaceShit. It's beyond recovery, as best I can tell.

On the other hand, the pompous self-aggrandizement of gas-peddling freedom fighters I find skillfully dissected - unmitigated pleasure, that one.
 
US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'

America is the land of freedom, as any politician will be happy to tell you. What you don’t hear quite so often is that the stuff under the land is also apparently made of freedom as well. That is, at least according to a news release this week from the Department of Energy (DoE).

Mark W Menezes, the US undersecretary of energy, bestowed a peculiar honorific on our continent’s natural resources, dubbing it “freedom gas” in a release touting the DoE’s approval of increased exports of natural gas produced by a Freeport LNG terminal off the coast of Texas.

“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy,” he said.

Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.
/—-/ 100% correct. A thriving economy depends a cheap and unlimited source of energy. Sorry you got confused.
 
US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'

America is the land of freedom, as any politician will be happy to tell you. What you don’t hear quite so often is that the stuff under the land is also apparently made of freedom as well. That is, at least according to a news release this week from the Department of Energy (DoE).

Mark W Menezes, the US undersecretary of energy, bestowed a peculiar honorific on our continent’s natural resources, dubbing it “freedom gas” in a release touting the DoE’s approval of increased exports of natural gas produced by a Freeport LNG terminal off the coast of Texas.

“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy,” he said.

Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.
/—-/ 100% correct. A thriving economy depends a cheap and unlimited source of energy. Sorry you got confused.
God Bless those courageous Execs who are willing to put their lives on the line in order to bring us freedom.
 
US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'

America is the land of freedom, as any politician will be happy to tell you. What you don’t hear quite so often is that the stuff under the land is also apparently made of freedom as well. That is, at least according to a news release this week from the Department of Energy (DoE).

Mark W Menezes, the US undersecretary of energy, bestowed a peculiar honorific on our continent’s natural resources, dubbing it “freedom gas” in a release touting the DoE’s approval of increased exports of natural gas produced by a Freeport LNG terminal off the coast of Texas.

“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy,” he said.

Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.
/—-/ 100% correct. A thriving economy depends a cheap and unlimited source of energy. Sorry you got confused.
God Bless those courageous Execs who are willing to put their lives on the line in order to bring us freedom.
/——/ I guess you think a thriving economy runs on Tim Horton coffee and crumpets.
 
That will go great with my Freedom Onion Soup and Liberty Sausage.
 
US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'

America is the land of freedom, as any politician will be happy to tell you. What you don’t hear quite so often is that the stuff under the land is also apparently made of freedom as well. That is, at least according to a news release this week from the Department of Energy (DoE).

Mark W Menezes, the US undersecretary of energy, bestowed a peculiar honorific on our continent’s natural resources, dubbing it “freedom gas” in a release touting the DoE’s approval of increased exports of natural gas produced by a Freeport LNG terminal off the coast of Texas.

“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy,” he said.

Yup, selling gas to Europe is the modern day equivalent of troops landing on a Normandy beach. Pass the sick bag.


You are perfectly free not to purchase or use the product if it offends you so much.
 
I just knew it was only a matter of time before that Tommy cocksucker crawled back out from under his rock to spew his hatred of Americans again. Listen, cocksucker, THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD runs on fossil fuels (including your irrelevant little sheep-shagging Wales fart that issued from England's Islam-prolapsed asshole), not just America. Cocksucker.
 

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