Missouri GOP Candidate Indistinguishable from Parody

[TheOldSchool]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

 

[TheOldSchool]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

 

[TheOldSchool]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

 

[Old Rocks]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

No, we just don't support hanging people from lamp posts without reason. Not even Sunni Man, LOL

 

[Meathead]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

Could you liberal assclowns tame your Muslim allies already?

 

[TheOldSchool]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

Could you liberal assclowns tame your Muslim allies already?

Can't. Republicans, Russia, China, and a few others keep blowing everything up where they live. Which helps their crazy, alt-right dictators rally the people around them. So too dangerous at the moment.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

Could you liberal assclowns tame your Muslim allies already?

Can't. Republicans, Russia, China, and a few others keep blowing everything up where they live. Which helps their crazy, alt-right dictators rally the people around them. So too dangerous at the moment.

Otherwise the poor misunderstood Muslims would stop killing infidels? LOL!

 

[TheOldSchool]

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

Could you liberal assclowns tame your Muslim allies already?

Can't. Republicans, Russia, China, and a few others keep blowing everything up where they live. Which helps their crazy, alt-right dictators rally the people around them. So too dangerous at the moment.

Otherwise the poor misunderstood Muslims would stop killing infidels? LOL!

Well best to just stay the course, and shoot for more of the same

 

[Moonglow]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

That's my district and that is pretty much the opinion here in the GOP favored sticks...

 

[IsaacNewton]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

Could you liberal assclowns tame your Muslim allies already?

Isis and the Taliban are fanatical religious whackjobs which are mirrored in the US by evangelicals and fundamentalists. Thankfully the religious whackjobs in the US, for the most part, are too scared to actually act on their mental illness. They do vote their mental illness though.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

Could you liberal assclowns tame your Muslim allies already?

Isis and the Taliban are fanatical religious whackjobs which are mirrored in the US by evangelicals and fundamentalists. Thankfully the religious whackjobs in the US, for the most part, are too scared to actually act on their mental illness. They do vote their mental illness though.

DERP!

 

[TheOldSchool]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

That's my district and that is pretty much the opinion here in the GOP favored sticks...

Maybe the few liberals there can at least convince conservatives to use breathable fabrics for the cloaks women will be required to wear

 

[bgrouse]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

Aren't the liberals the ones in favor of more "refugees" immigrating here and culturally enriching us with their "traditions?"

 

[TheOldSchool]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

Aren't the liberals the ones in favor of more "refugees" immigrating here and culturally enriching us with their "traditions?"

I'm certainly not opposed to taking in refugees who's lives are in danger. Especially if we are the ones who caused that danger.

 

[Moonglow]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

That's my district and that is pretty much the opinion here in the GOP favored sticks...

Maybe the few liberals there can at least convince conservatives to use breathable fabrics for the cloaks women will be required to wear

Hell man the Somalian Muslims around here don't wear much more than a Catholic girl with a hair scarf, their women drive and travel alone..and the men are learning important things like baggy pants, cigarettes and alcohol, which help the local police make that extra dough from DWI's.. Yea the circle is complete...

 

[Moonglow]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

And liberals will be okay with that.......because they love Muslims, after all.

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

This candidate of yours is just a couple steps away from strapping a suicide vest on himself

Weird how we fight against all of their religious beliefs then (most of which are also yours)

Nah, I'm against FGM, stoning, throwing people off buildings, killing non-believers..........etc.

Thanks to centuries of liberals taming you nutjobs

Aren't the liberals the ones in favor of more "refugees" immigrating here and culturally enriching us with their "traditions?"

No worse than watching an all white sitcom...

 

[TheOldSchool]

GOP Missouri Senate candidate Courtland Sykes dished up some enlightening comments about women’s rights this week, saying he expects “a home-cooked dinner every night at 6” and opposes “nail-biting manophobic hell-bent feminist she-devils.”

Sykes, 37, who bills himself as a Trump-style populist and “constitutional conservative,” aims to face off against Democratic Sen. Claire McCaskill in November. On Tuesday, he posted his treatise about what he views as women’s place in society to Facebook.

As for those home-cooked dinners, Sykes said he expects to have daughters one day who will serve these meals as they “become traditional homemakers and family wives — think Norman Rockwell here and Gloria Steinem be damned.”

GOP Senate Candidate Courtland Sykes Lashes Out At 'Manophobic Feminist She-Devils' | HuffPost

Give the alt-right a few more years in power, and they'll be demanding women veil themselves and not be allowed out with a male chaperone.

That's my district and that is pretty much the opinion here in the GOP favored sticks...

Maybe the few liberals there can at least convince conservatives to use breathable fabrics for the cloaks women will be required to wear

Hell man the Somalian Muslims around here don't wear much more than a Catholic girl with a hair scarf, their women drive and travel alone..and the men are learning important things like baggy pants, cigarettes and alcohol, which help the local police make that extra dough from DWI's.. Yea the circle is complete...

Hallelujah